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AGREE or DISAGREE?
Capricorn Men Sex evokes the best he can offer. He is a planner and a schemer. Prefers a woman who knows what he enjoys and he expects her to be willing and ready whenever he wants her. Has the stamina of a marathon runner. Aquarius Men Never treats a woman like a sex object and prefers a variety of foreplay before getting down to it. May have be to revived up, but once his engine is started, he is free and inventive with amazing persistence. Pisces Men Takes the lead in lovemaking and impatient if he doesn’t get a swift response. Indifferent to sexual restrictions, both moral and legal, prefers a partner with a tremendous sexual craving. Likes sex in a chair. He likes to be submissive. Becomes an addict to anything that will give pleasure and release. Aries Men Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs-you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready. Taurus Men He is the ideal lover – sensitive and understanding of his partner’s feelings. He prefers it slow and easy, he won’t be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. Gemini Men He likes it with the lights on in front of the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke the right responses. Tends to be fast and furious, more concerned with satisfying himself than his partner, but he is more adequate in areas of lovemaking that are often neglected by other men. He can tell a woman exactly what she wants to hear. Cancer Men His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swain. Both patient and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bed, likes being in command, and is a master at manual clitoral manipulation! You’ll like the trip as it is as much traveling to a place as it is arriving. Leo Men Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to remember about him: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite for making love. Virgo Men Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for him to bring his pajamas, shaving equipment and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don’t expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. Libra Men Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side.He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman’s clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Scorpio Men lustful, sexy animal. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors to satin and silk. Sagittarius Men He seldom comes too quickly and he’ll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic massage – both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined with his lips, creates an explosive affect! |
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Pisces Men ~ only half true
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Always knew that about myself but don't like to brag, just not my character.
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Like all generalizations, they aren't always true. In this case, thankfully it fits my Sag guy to a T
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Man...Pisces gets f*ed in every type of horoscope.
Literally for a week straight my horoscope read like a doomsday theory, three weeks...Someone hates the fish. |
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I am not sure. I have only tried 4 of the signs.
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I'm Capricorn. The last horoscope I read said "Don't stand in one spot too long or a dog will take you for a tree."
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Man...Pisces gets f*ed in every type of horoscope. Literally for a week straight my horoscope read like a doomsday theory, three weeks...Someone hates the fish. Indeed it has been a difficult time for the fish...but we are an intelligent and resilient lot ...and July just might be looking up. |
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Lmao
Wish I'd had this information 20 years ago! |
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