I dream of having a pet sociopath. Someone who will help me take over the world using nano-scopic termites that eat underwear. This is so that when certain people who feel to much shame of their bodies will be out in public and suddenly run screaming when they realize their underwear has disappeared. This would naturally be more significant if the person left the house only wearing their underwear unless they suddenly lost control of their bowels.

Eventually all the underwear in the world would be gone and the world would slip into chaos except for in third world countries where they probably don't have any to begin with. Obviously nudist colonies would be immune to this problem too. After the world has slipped into chaos I would then save the day by forcing everyone to wear cactus instead of underwear. Why would that be better than nothing I have no idea. Except perhaps because of the needle they would never fall off.

You may wonder why would I want a pet sociopath for this kind of plan. Well it is my understanding that sociopaths are usually pretty smart. They are willing to do anything to get the job done that they chose to do. The biggest plus is they don't feel bad about doing what ever it is they have to do. So they would make the perfect enforcer for such an insane plan. Especially if my pet happens to be both really smart and stupid at the same time. Why else would anyone take this kind of plan seriously.

Obviously, or I hope it's obvious, this is nothing more than a joke. If I am going to use this forum to get people wondering and or talking about me. Then the best way I can think of is to posting something so bizarre that only a truly crazy person would think it makes sense. So if this makes sense to you at all then seek help immediately. If you have suggestions on how to contribute to this plan then feel free to add to it.If you are a sociopath willing to do my bidding and are female. then please shoot me line. hahaha

Mmmm you are from Utah..so an effective pet sociopath
would have you seeing a LOT of, er. other garments, eh?

Welcome :-)

I only made it through the first sentence and stopped.

My plans to take over the world are a lot simpler.

"What difference does it make where you buy underwear? Underwear is underwear where ever you get it." -Rainman

To 2KidsMom, I'm sorry your attention span wasn't long enough to get through all of it. hahaha

Jean, why would you want to go with simpler? Just because more complicated might be more likely to fail should never stop you from trying. Besides a more complicated plan might also be harder for people to figure out. hehehe

right...so understand..It has to be something there, to hold my interest.hahaha.

U got my interest from day 1!!!

Well my main goal was to start my intro into this site as strangely as possible and I think I accomplished that. I guess I could have also posted a picture of myself as a poledancer in a womens bikini. But then I would have to buy a womens bikini and find a pole to try to dance on and I would probably kill myself doing that.

me,I am employing Pinky and the Brain!
They are on the Job every night,and sooner or later they will succeed!

WELCOME !

Well evidently KiK liked my intro.

I used to love Pinky and the Brain. Not sure I would feel about them now if I tried watching them again. But the memory of them is good enough. hahaha