Topic: My Friends
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Wed 08/22/07 06:50 AM
I'm going to tell you guys about my off-line friends by giving them titles instead of their names. If you guys want you can tell us about your friends or comment on mine.

"The Man" (My best friend, He's "The Man" not as an ego-stroker but as the sign of corperate oppession. You know, the guy keeping everyone down while they are trying to stick it to him. He is brutally honest, believing that being abrasive is the way to "wake up" people and get them actual help.)

"The Asshole" (My Best friend's Brother, he is Sleazy in many ways, Pirating music mostly. He is also quick to anger, holds a long grudge, and STILL gives me fat jokes even though I'm smaller than him now.)

"The Goth" (As the name implies, This guy is dark and gloomy, yet at the same time has an great sense of humor which is weird.)

"The Whipped" (Formerly "The Drunk" He has cleaned up his act since he got married. He's a great guy to be with and very funny, it's just he will do ANYTHING his wife tells him to, which is fine, but we still tease him about it. He thinks it's funny and usually starts the jokes so we figure it's fine to do so.)

"The Robot" (A nerdier individual than I am. He is quite and humble most of the time, but when he talks it's monotone and deadpan. This becomes interesting when he starts telling a joke, because you don't know if he's serious.)

and lastly "The Hentaioh" (Hentai-oh in Japanese translates to "Pervert King" and is the provider to most of our dirty jokes. He has a vast collection of well Japanese animated porn and is well versed in it. He proudly declares himself the Pervert King and wears the Japanese symbols on his clothes. He IS respectful though and will be clean and decent if asked.)

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Wed 08/22/07 06:53 AM
Those are some characters laugh Well written. Seems like a novel or something

whispertoascream's photo
Wed 08/22/07 06:56 AM
Sounds like the "Asshole" treats you as an annoying brother. Which makes sense considering that your best friend is his brother.

joshyfox's photo
Wed 08/22/07 07:01 AM
Funny Bored should mention that, I took some of my friend's personalities and make them characters in my Book I'm writing.

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Wed 08/22/07 07:06 AM
That's a great idea and very creative.

What's the title of the novel?

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Wed 08/22/07 07:14 AM
The Title is "History Of the 5 Universes"