I wouldn't mind living with

I think ya ran outta ink carebear

sorry I thought it was plain



I wouldn't mind living with someone but I don't know that I would marry



sorry that was too much to leave out

shhhhhhhhhhhh.. ya shudda just stuck to the 'ran outta ink' excuse

Getting married is really fun, and you get to have all those fancy snack foods at the reception. And oh yeah, you get to kiss the bride. What about that first dance ritual? And what about the part where you give the evil eye to all the guys who want to kiss the bride.

the REAL fun starts AFTER the party

The fun starts when you first start trying to talk a girl into marrying. From that point on if she likes you things are tickle and go until everyone goes home with the honeymoon.

OMG.. WITH THE HONEYMOON?? I'd put my foot down THERE.. that's PRIVATE.. what.. ya gotta make sure the deed is DONE or something?? you come from ROYALTY?

Ok, rewording, until everyone goes home at the time of the honeymoon. woman you are a stickler for the proper phrasing.


Some honeymoons might go better if the whole wedding party went along. Imagine the poor reluctant one in a mistaken and ill-conceived marriage, having to talk with his new bride for the first time and it has to last two weeks.

My plan on my next honeymoon is to listen a lot and talk as little as possible. I'll have to listen carefully if she is whispering in my ear for two weeks straight. Wouldn't want to miss anything.

darn I missed out on the fun part, had the marriage but never had a honeymoon...........wonder if I can just do the honeymoon part.........

ahhhhhhhh. the power of the word.. and YES.. I AM a stickler.. say what ya MEAN... and MEAN what ya say kinda gal
although SOME things CAN get lost in translation

what whisper.. OMG.. haven't you ever heard of BEDROOM EYES.. one LOOK says it ALL.. only words that SHUD be used are..

-more wine love?
-I'm hungry.. wanna order something?
- faster.. harder..
and
- I'm NOT sleepin in the WET spot..

bedroom eyes and bedroom voice all together in the night.

hey.. I CUD take the (((((((((famillia)))))))))) along.. but they HAVE to get their OWN rooms !

besides.. I'd not be going Out Mine TOO often they'd have to take pics for me and the groom.. as reminders of what fun was missed..

O and NO B&G momento pics EITHER.. I'm camera shy

bedroom voice.. that CUD cause some Problems with the neighbors

ooooooooooooooo... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OK so come on, admit it, who else wants to get married and just hasn't selected the latest wonder-one yet?

I was married once, and it was a bad experience not sure if I would ever try it again.........can't I just try the honeymoon part since I never had one

get married and ruin a perfectly good sex life?...ha

ahhhhhhh I love weddings!!!! I had the most beautiful wedding!!! Unfortunately the next day he decided to turn into an azzzzzzzzzzhole

Hey Gypsy, I had a similar experience, but we didn't make it home yet. She found the whole wedding experience tedious and bothersome.