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We've all had them. Now if I share this you have to share. When I was like 7 my best friend spent the night we were taking a bath and I pooped in the tub she screamed for my mom to get her out while I laughed. We're friends still today and she hasn't let me forget it
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Someone2callmyown
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Sat 05/11/13 11:16 AM
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Too many to list. I prefer not to think about it.lol
Sometimes I feel as if my entire life has been on big embarresing moment..... |
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so,you really think I'll tell?
  
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Too many to list. I prefer not to think about it.lol Sometimes I feel as if my entire life has been on big embarresing moment..... |
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so,you really think I'll tell? |
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Man, I got so many!
Walk in emergency when I was about 10, whith a fish hook through my lip and about 10" of line still attached. ....can still here the doc"s and staff.."oh the big one that didn't get away" ..lol.. They always would say "hey Jamie, what do we have this week: ..lol. as sometimes I was there ever week for a dog bit or a fish hook. Then when I was 18 in our first rental Igot my tongue shredded buy a Raccoon we just caught & caged. Ya dont get drunk and stick your tongue out as far as you can when he's just sitting 10" back from the chicken wire,! Its not going to work out for ya. aahaaaaha So I didn't want to say I had a caged Raccoon so I made up a story, "he was in the garbage and I cornerd him , i was swearing and then he jumped up & bit my tongue. Image pretty bussed about 3:00AM, my tongue was huge & the staff keeped getting me to tell the story over & over, like they were getting other Doctors & staff from different parts of the Hospital then would have me tell the story again..lol... they all were able to keep a straight face a least til they got around the corner. One off the staff I new her well from our smaller nabouring town, regardless of confidentiality that story was told by staff. Was thinking about telling that one to comic, Jeff Foxworthy ..lol I herd him tell someones story about guy pick up a stund Raccoon that he hit with his car & buddy was shirtless and coon woke up & bit his nipple off.......ouch   More to follow |
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Man, I got so many! Walk in emergency when I was about 10, whith a fish hook through my lip and about 10" of line still attached. ....can still here the doc"s and staff.."oh the big one that didn't get away" ..lol.. They always would say "hey Jamie, what do we have this week: ..lol. as sometimes I was there ever week for a dog bit or a fish hook. Then when I was 18 in our first rental Igot my tongue shredded buy a Raccoon we just caught & caged. Ya dont get drunk and stick your tongue out as far as you can when he's just sitting 10" back from the chicken wire,! Its not going to work out for ya. aahaaaaha So I didn't want to say I had a caged Raccoon so I made up a story, "he was in the garbage and I cornerd him , i was swearing and then he jumped up & bit my tongue. Image pretty bussed about 3:00AM, my tongue was huge & the staff keeped getting me to tell the story over & over, like they were getting other Doctors & staff from different parts of the Hospital then would have me tell the story again..lol... they all were able to keep a straight face a least til they got around the corner. One off the staff I new her well from our smaller nabouring town, regardless of confidentiality that story was told by staff. Was thinking about telling that one to comic, Jeff Foxworthy ..lol I herd him tell someones story about guy pick up a stund Raccoon that he hit with his car & buddy was shirtless and coon woke up & bit his nipple off.......ouch More to follow |
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Would have to be my first date. I was 23 years old.
Remember you heard it here first. 
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head
  
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head  I stepped in the shower to surprise my husband, it was his friend that was staying over... 
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head I stepped in the shower to surprise my husband, it was his friend that was staying over... I just had last week Thursday. I was ordered to attend a seminar related in my work and when I arrived in the hall..a lady next to me asked me "Why you did not show up the previous days since the seminar started?" . I just simly said "I dont know. My employer just told me today". As the seminar going on, I find it very far out..I cant relate and most of the participants are older than me..they are doctors and lawyers and I thought hmm "Anyway Im a social worker, I maybe part of this". The facilitator gave me kit, snacks and its near lunch time I saw a coworker passing by..I excused myself and run over her and she shouted "What are you doing in this hall, our seminar hall is next door". That was embarrasing, spend half day in a wrong seminar hall. |
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head |
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head I stepped in the shower to surprise my husband, it was his friend that was staying over... |
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head I stepped in the shower to surprise my husband, it was his friend that was staying over... I just had last week Thursday. I was ordered to attend a seminar related in my work and when I arrived in the hall..a lady next to me asked me "Why you did not show up the previous days since the seminar started?" . I just simly said "I dont know. My employer just told me today". As the seminar going on, I find it very far out..I cant relate and most of the participants are older than me..they are doctors and lawyers and I thought hmm "Anyway Im a social worker, I maybe part of this". The facilitator gave me kit, snacks and its near lunch time I saw a coworker passing by..I excused myself and run over her and she shouted "What are you doing in this hall, our seminar hall is next door". That was embarrasing, spend half day in a wrong seminar hall. |
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My most embarrassing moment was getting locked in the bathroom at work and my boss calling the staff at plant ops to get the door open lol
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I farted in the grocery store
oh and another time I tripped over a curb in front of the church, it took me a bit to get up, but people were there to help me, and I was in drive thru one time, hit the curb on the way in
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head I stepped in the shower to surprise my husband, it was his friend that was staying over... Did your husband acutely catch you guys....lol... Thats awkward! Did you have a good laugh later wirh hubby Or would that of messed his mind up
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head Aaahaaaha thats awesome what did you say Mooooooooom! Now I got to start again!...ihaaate it here!.. get a life! Poor guy his arm was probably going numb, massive kink in his neck, you probably had him down there all morning and you were probably hung over with the hungover hornies watching TV Poor guy was happy as a two pecker'd Billy Goat when mom saved em...lol. Good history....  
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A man being careless with a cigarette set my shirt on fire once.
I had to pull it off and stamp it out in a crowded parking lot. Thank goodness I was wearing a bra. The tie string on the bottoms of my bikini came loose as I was climbing out of the pool once. A crowded pool got a good look at my right butt cheek. I fell asleep at the beach once and one of those soft Frisbees landed on my back. It startled me awake and I was up on my knees in a flash...but forgot that I'd untied my bikini top. I grabbed the closest thing in reach to cover myself with, which was the towel in the hand of some poor guy walking by. He was very nice about it, and I ended up dating that poor guy for 2 years. He always claimed to have been the only man on the beach that day who didn't see me topless. |
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My mom walked in on me while I was getting head Aaahaaaha thats awesome what did you say Mooooooooom! Now I got to start again!...ihaaate it here!.. get a life! Poor guy his arm was probably going numb, massive kink in his neck, you probably had him down there all morning and you were probably hung over with the hungover hornies watching TV Poor guy was happy as a two pecker'd Billy Goat when mom saved em...lol. Good history....
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