Am I doing this right?

P.S. Don't say the thread title out loud. It may result in undesired consequences.

Pretty good profile.

Your picture is sharp and clear, but doesn't show your eyes or hair. Maybe you could add another picture showing more of your face and head. Just a thought. The pic you've already got is good, and makes you look all outdoorsy, which seems accurate given your description text.

The description text is amusing, but you seem to type a lot to say so little about yourself. You could basically lose the first 2½ sentences and not miss a thing. I guess you didn't write it for me, huh? Anyway, the text, as it is, is short and amusing, and true to your profession.

Good job. Given the novelty of the text and clear picture, I rate your profile 8/10.