There was a blonde and a brunette who inherited their fathers farm after he passed away. The farm was beautiful with rolling hills and plenty of animals. After about a year, the animals started to die. The farm was falling apart. They counted their money and found that the only had 600 dollars. So they put their heads ogether. "Ive got it!" said the brunette "Ill go find a bull. Our farm will
be back to normal in no time."

"How will we do that?" asked the blonde.

"Ill go find a bull and when I do Ill call you. You hook up the trailer to the truck and come get the bull."

So they agreed on the plan. A couple weeks later the brunetter left on her journey to find the bull. She looked high and low for a bull, but there were no bulls that fit her expectations. Finally she found a bull she wanted.

"How much?" she asked the farmer.



"Well, I dont think I could take a penny less than 599 dollars" said the farmer.

"Great! Ill still have one dollar left. Ill take him!" The brunette was so excited that she grabbed the bull and started heading into town.

"How are you going to get the bull home without a trailer?"

"Well," said the brunette, "Im ging to call my sister and tell her to hitch the trailer up to the truck and come get us."

"Long distance charges are five to six dollars."

"Well, then Ill send a telegram". The brunette walked into town to the post office to send her telegram.

"I need to send a telegram. I need it to say that I found a bull and I need my sister to hitch up the trailer to the truck and come get us. Here are the directions." She handed the postman the directions. "How much will that be?"

"Its 99 cents per word" said the postman.

The brunette was so mad. How was she supposed to get home if she couldnt get her sister to come? She slammed her head down on the table. She had to think of one word that would tell her sister to come get her. A few seconds later she put her head up and said, "Comfortable."

"Excuse me, but how will the word comfortable tell your sister to come get you and the bull?" asked the postman.

"My sister is a blonde she'll read it slowly."

awesome. hilarious.

hahaha amazing