The husband comes down to honeymoon resort hotel's poolside on the morning after the wedding to find his brand new bride swimming effortlessly down the pool. She hops out of the water and from the diving board she does a flawless triple sommersault to slip into the water without a splash. After a few more laps of multiple and graceful swimming strokes, she hauls out, walking over to the lounge and grabs a towel, smiling at her new husband who is surprised and most pleased at his talented wife.
"Darling," he says. "I had no idea you could swim and dive like that. Where ever did you learn?"
The wife paused in her drying to look at him for a moment. Then she looked at her wedding ring, then again at him and smiled sweetly. "For a time" she replied, "I was a whore in Venice."