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Topic: You know you're getting old when...
dmckinnon Joined Tue 03/19/13 Posts: 323	Thu 03/21/13 05:57 PM
1. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 3. About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief". 4. All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. 5. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. 6. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 7. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 8. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 9. Happy hour is a nap. 10. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

John_Smith_ Joined Wed 03/06/13 Posts: 2	Thu 03/21/13 06:39 PM
lol

SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Fri 03/22/13 10:29 PM
your back goes out more often than you do.

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Fri 03/22/13 11:16 PM
Your hand is at your lower back when you want to get up!! Your fav dress is flowery and flowy!! You forget ''things''.... Your hip cracks and its not from lastnite's dancing!!

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Sat 03/23/13 12:31 AM
Wahaha, im still young.

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Sat 03/23/13 03:40 AM
Wahaha, im still young. See??? Like i said; You forget things!!! Ha haaaaa

28012012 Joined Wed 01/30/13 Posts: 21	Sat 03/23/13 04:06 AM
Lol

prodigalchyld Joined Fri 03/22/13 Posts: 1	Sat 03/23/13 09:17 PM
Good One...My Husband Has A Saying...."I Feel Like A TRANSFORMER Wen I Get Up From The Couch"....Then He Makes The Robotic Sounds That They Used During The Movie...I Wish I Had Him Doing It On Video, Cuz I Would Post It!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 03/24/13 09:47 AM
1. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again." 2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 3. About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief". 4. All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age. 5. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal. 6. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 7. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 8. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 9. Happy hour is a nap. 10. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired. so true!

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Sun 03/24/13 03:10 PM


dmckinnon Joined Tue 03/19/13 Posts: 323	Mon 03/25/13 03:55 AM
My favorites are 5, 7, 8 and 9. Thankfully, God gave me a rather unique truck so it's kind of hard to loose it in a parking lot :)

Winlei Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 4048	Mon 03/25/13 04:04 AM
Wahaha, im still young. See??? Like i said; You forget things!!! Ha haaaaa Newbie grrrr. I was told that those who forget things are cute. ∩_∩..hehe

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Mon 03/25/13 12:20 PM Edited by CremeBrulee on Mon 03/25/13 12:23 PM
Wahaha, im still young. See??? Like i said; You forget things!!! Ha haaaaa Newbie grrrr. I was told that those who forget things are cute. ∩_∩..hehe No worries,others got there first.....old or not,hamsters are cute!!

ruth74 Joined Fri 03/08/13 Posts: 151	Mon 03/25/13 03:03 PM
My favorites are 5, 7, 8 and 9. Thankfully, God gave me a rather unique truck so it's kind of hard to loose it in a parking lot :) How does God give you a truck??? That must've been some prayer!! My Deaf friend just hits her remote to activate the alarm, then looks to see what direction the people are looking.

dmckinnon Joined Tue 03/19/13 Posts: 323	Mon 03/25/13 05:18 PM
How does God give you a truck??? That must've been some prayer!! I first saw a Dodge RAM in the parking lot of the grocery store I was working at. I was sixteen then and when I saw this truck with the galvanized toolbed in the back I fell in love. I remember asking God if I could have a truck like that. This was back in 1977. Fast-forward to 2011 and I was with my ex when she found the truck on Craigslist. The guy was asking $3,900, but it had been on there for as few months so I offered him $2,300 and he took it. My brother gave me the money to buy the truck, then he passed away on Memorial Day (2012). It's another reason the truck is special. First of all it's not a color I would have ever picked myself, but it seems to get a lot of attention (I have pics of it in my profile). It also has special amenities, like the rollbar and louvers over the grill and headlights. Plus the galvanized toolbed :) The truck has come in handy for quite a few situations already—a couple of them wouldn't have even worked out for me if I didn't have the truck. So I know it was God who gave me the truck and it has been a blessing ever since. My Deaf friend just hits her remote to activate the alarm, then looks to see what direction the people are looking. Ha! That's cool.

ruth74 Joined Fri 03/08/13 Posts: 151	Mon 03/25/13 05:44 PM
How does God give you a truck??? That must've been some prayer!! I first saw a Dodge RAM in the parking lot of the grocery store I was working at. I was sixteen then and when I saw this truck with the galvanized toolbed in the back I fell in love. I remember asking God if I could have a truck like that. This was back in 1977. Fast-forward to 2011 and I was with my ex when she found the truck on Craigslist. The guy was asking $3,900, but it had been on there for as few months so I offered him $2,300 and he took it. My brother gave me the money to buy the truck, then he passed away on Memorial Day (2012). It's another reason the truck is special. First of all it's not a color I would have ever picked myself, but it seems to get a lot of attention (I have pics of it in my profile). It also has special amenities, like the rollbar and louvers over the grill and headlights. Plus the galvanized toolbed :) The truck has come in handy for quite a few situations already—a couple of them wouldn't have even worked out for me if I didn't have the truck. So I know it was God who gave me the truck and it has been a blessing ever since. OK...had to wander over to your profile and take a look. It's a pretty cool truck. And heyyy...you're cute!!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Mon 03/25/13 08:20 PM
My favorites are 5, 7, 8 and 9. Thankfully, God gave me a rather unique truck so it's kind of hard to loose it in a parking lot :) How does God give you a truck??? That must've been some prayer!! My Deaf friend just hits her remote to activate the alarm, then looks to see what direction the people are looking. Ha ha ha haaaa..... Now,comes a time when everybody is out of the room-alarm goes off!!!

CremeBrulee Joined Tue 11/06/12 Posts: 2726	Mon 03/25/13 08:24 PM Edited by CremeBrulee on Mon 03/25/13 08:27 PM
My favorites are 5, 7, 8 and 9. Thankfully, God gave me a rather unique truck so it's kind of hard to loose it in a parking lot :) aaaaaaaawwwwwww...... THAT IS YOU?? Serious?? You dont look a day over 35-well,if pics are recent!! Eeeiiii,and the eyes....... Am with Miss.Canada on this,you are quite cute!! Truck looks like an offroader too....i know a lady with a truck almost like yours-first time i saw it,i was woowed....(usually,women drive ''feminine''cars-small to smallish cars)!!

dmckinnon Joined Tue 03/19/13 Posts: 323	Mon 03/25/13 09:38 PM
aaaaaaaawwwwwww...... THAT IS YOU?? Serious?? You dont look a day over 35-well,if pics are recent!! Eeeiiii,and the eyes....... Am with Miss.Canada on this,you are quite cute!! Yep, that's me, and I'm not all that great looking, but I'll take the compliments :)

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Tue 03/26/13 10:58 AM
you know you are getting old when you actually believe you are.