you know you are getting old when you actually believe you are.

I thought it was when you saw your mother in the mirror!

Not for me. I am older than my Mother was when she died.She was 55.

oh..Mom was 84..so I still see her.

you don.t look 84 lol

Gee don't give away ALL of my secrets !

1. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

3. About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

4. All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

5. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

6. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

7. Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

8. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.

9. Happy hour is a nap.

10. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.