Topic: does the perfect man exist?
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Sun 03/24/13 05:34 PM


the perfect man would rather have sex than watch football on TV, know a little bit about literature and have buns of steeldrool smitten


:)


let me get this straight..while football is on, he wants to have sex on the TV? Hope its a flatscreen..
slaphead

MariahsFantasy's photo
Sun 03/24/13 05:34 PM


I don't think ill be finding my knight in shining armorial anytime soon but hey its worth a try right!



dudes still wear armor?



that is pure awesomeness! happy :thumbsup:


One of the saddest things a man can ever discontinue.

They totally got laid more. Betta rec. bigsmile

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Sun 03/24/13 05:35 PM

Getting into the red zone is foreplay. Now all I can think of doing is
going over the line and scoring repeatedly...

devil


I give up:tongue:

soufiehere's photo
Sun 03/24/13 05:50 PM

No such thing. However, perfect for you particularly yes. That is why it is so difficult to find the one meant for your life happiness.

This is it.
No one is perfect, so perfect for you is
the most you should hope for.

That leaves it wide open for you, too :-)

dmckinnon's photo
Mon 03/25/13 12:02 PM

mightymoe's photo
Mon 03/25/13 12:14 PM


the perfect man would rather have sex than watch football on TV, know a little bit about literature and have buns of steeldrool smitten


:)


let me get this straight..while football is on, he wants to have sex on the TV? Hope its a flatscreen..


seems like she would want a hot dog made of steel rather than the bun...

crystallaya's photo
Tue 03/26/13 12:58 PM
there is such thang is the perfect girl and perfect guy but some time you get blindsided about looks or wanting some with perfect body if you really get to know the person for them you can find the right person i have not found the right person ether but i dont look for love love will find me

Addjerry's photo
Fri 03/29/13 01:32 AM
I think thats the best way to describe it "perfect imperfect". Someone says "it is hard to find someone who knows all your weakness, mistakes, flaws and differences but still loves you. Another puts it as "**** up and then you'll who is your best friend" (sorry for the words there). But its true that people turn to be what they are not because they need the attention of someone they feel loves them. But they end up living in the prison of their own.

PrintsCharming's photo
Fri 04/12/13 06:27 PM
We waste time looking for the perfect lover instead of creating the perfect love.

Traumer's photo
Sat 04/13/13 10:31 AM

I don't think ill be finding my knight in shining armorial anytime soon but hey its worth a try right!



They say that the world would be a boring place if everyone were exactly the same. Yet, when I think of how interesting I am and what a pleasure I am to be around, I can't help but realize that a world full of me's would be absolutely brilliant. And speaking of things brilliant, my old armour is a bit rusty as I keep running out of Brillo pads.
I know that you have been searching a long time; first it was Mr. Hot, then Mr. Cool; I'm a great combination of both right and knight; what say we make it a night...
rofl
I get these bouts of creatively insane writing once in a while...I just couldn't he'p mase'f!:laughing:
good luck with your quest...

metalwing's photo
Sat 04/13/13 10:49 AM
Edited by metalwing on Sat 04/13/13 10:52 AM
Perfection?

oldhippie1952's photo
Sat 04/13/13 10:55 AM
There's no such thing as perfect. We do, however, have a flying pig.

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 04/13/13 12:13 PM

There's no such thing as perfect. We do, however, have a flying pig.


And a Melmacian.
Once you've had Melmac, you won't go back. bigsmile

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Sat 04/13/13 12:26 PM
No.
You help him to perfection.

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Sat 04/13/13 12:27 PM
What the heck is Melmac?????

miko1960's photo
Sat 04/13/13 12:40 PM
Im right here baby, come and get me:banana: :banana:

Dodo_David's photo
Sat 04/13/13 12:50 PM

What the heck is Melmac?????




I don't expect that every human has heard of my home planet Melmac, which exploded because of a catastrophe involving nuclear war. Melmac was located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster, and had a green sky, blue grass and a purple sun.

Anyway, there may not be a perfect adult male human, but we adult male Melmacians make up for it. bigsmile

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Sat 04/13/13 12:53 PM
Sounds lovely, indeed.

Toodygirl5's photo
Sat 04/13/13 01:11 PM

Im right here baby, come and get me:banana: :banana:



laugh laugh

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Sat 04/13/13 01:27 PM
Nope,only one perfect man.And he was Crusafide!