three guys were sitting in a bar in new york. you know how the bars are there? 50 stories in the air. so the first guy takes a drink and says, "i bet you that i can jump out that window and bounce back up without being harmed." the second guy says, "youre on." the guy jumps out bounces up and then sits back down. not even a scratch. so the second guy takes onother drink and says, "well if he can do it then i can too." so he jumps and he explodes on the sidewalk and dies. the third guy looks at the first guy and says, "superman, you are a real a**h**e when you are drunk."

OMG, this stuff is too funny.
Where do you find it?

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