a carrot a head of lettuce and a penis were all sitting on a fence.the lettuce is sad and he says my life sucks people chop me up and toss me around and dont care anyhting about me. the carrot says, "you think you got it bad. they put me in salads and feed me to little long eared creatures. the penis looks at them both and says, "i got you both beat. do you know what they do to me. they stick a plastic bag over my head and shove me down a long dark tunnel with no flashlight and then make me do pushups till i puke."

thats great