A: God doesn't think he is Obama.

Q: Why does Obama Messiah wear his hair so short?
A: So it won’t get tangled in his turban.

Q: Will health care be different under ObamaCare? A: Call now to get your doctor appointment by 2014.

Q: Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack? A: He thought Barry sounded too American.

Q: What does Obama's cat say? A: Mao.

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus? A: Jesus can put a cabinet together not chocked full of Communists.

Q: Why did Barack Obama cross the road? A: To help America's enemies on the the other side!

Q: What is the difference between Candidate Obama and President Obama? A: Yes We Can became Yes You Will.

Q: Why are there so few real Obama jokes? A: Most of them are true stories.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Black Marxist with a White Communist? A: Barack Obama

Q. Why did Obama run for office as a Democrat? A. The Communist Party doesn't have enough voters.

Q: Why won't Obama release his real original birth certificate? A: The ink isn't dry yet.

Q: Why won't Obama release his birth certificate?
A: It shows that he wasn't born from a virgin.

Q: Why is the Obama economy a system of checks and balances? A: He writes the checks, you pay the balances.

Q: What is the best argument against democracy? A: A chat with an Obama voter.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What did Obama say when he was told 3 Brazilians were killed in Afghanistan? A: He asked Michelle "how many is in a brazillion?"

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a sinking ship, who would be saved? A: America!

Q: What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common? A: They are both trying to screw everybody!

Q: Why are Adam & Eve Obama-era Americans? A: Because they have no clothes, no shelter, only an apple to eat, and are told this is paradise.

Q: Why is Obama's Air Force One an aerodynamic miracle? A: It only has a left wing.

“The liberals are asking us to give Obama more time. And I think 25-to-life would be a good start.” -- Ohio Speaker, William G. Batchelder

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common? A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself? A. Because it would be racist.

Q. Why was Obama staring at the frozen orange juice can? A. It said "concentrate".

Q: What is the difference between ObamaCare and a car battery? A: The battery has a positive side.

Q. Speaking of cash for clunkers, what do Obama's policies and clunkers have in common? A. They both backfire.

Q. What's the difference between Barack Obama and a government bond? A. The bond will eventually mature.

The Obama administration wants a new simplified tax form that will be idiot proof. They'll test it out on Joe Biden.

Q. What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? A. Undocumented Democrats.

Ugh. Nice try.

this is about as true as it gets

What is the difference between God and Obama?
One is a dark skinned man elected president, and then other doesn't exist.

Obama get more vacation time ...

{And a bigger EXPENSE budget}