A guy is in the checkout line at a local super market when he notices that the rather foxy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him..

He is rather taken back that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry, do you know me?" She replies " I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful..."Christ" he says, "Are you that stripogram broad from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher"....

ouch

You are on a roll man. Keep up the good work.

Oh My god, Tom! That's so funny!