Big Johnny came home from college and told his dad he had SAVED him a $1,000 at school last semester...Dad was so PROUD of him...u c Big Johnny had decided to buy a new football for $100...he WAS gonna get the one that sells for $200...so...let's see... he SAVED $100 ...Big Johnny needed a new helmet for his skateboard...he was gonna get the one that cost 300.00 but settled for the one that cost $200...another 100 dollars SAVED...lastly Big Johnny bought his girlfriend a new necklace for $500...he should have gotten her the one that cost $1300....another $800 SAVED...Johnny's dad was so proud and told all his friends that his son Johnny was so smart cause he SAVED a $1,000 dollars his first semester away at school...Johnny's dad is a US Senator >>>>>>>>>>>> imagine that!