Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their
carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying
attention to where I was going.

"The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and
I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each
other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 28 yrs old, tall,
with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs,
and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and
no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for
yours."

yeah dude that was a good one lol

Mike...

Very good, thanks for sharing