Dating Do's and Dont's

You should never lie on date...

Never stab your date in the face.

Never pull those weird gurning faces that Britney Spears does on X Factor, otherwise I'll be sure to run.

Listen when she talks...couz they keep talking..

Keep a Open mind, about things.
Listen, you find out more.

Plan, plan, plan, and make sure it's interesting and fun for her.

I know this may be the utmost difficult thing to do...but do try to look her in the eye when you address her....and not undress her by looking at her cleavage. Or you will find yourself dead in the water.

If you must give her flowers....under no circumstances give her carnations. These to me are for funerals.

Do not spit, pick your ears, adjust the onions in your pants, or emit any loud and ghastly noises from your person whilst in her company. Unless of course you don't see yourself going on a 2nd date...in which case every hideous sound, smell, or profane verbosity that you can muster is open for use.

Do be attentive and ensure that her glass is not left empty.