This is just SO funny. I hope I am posting this in the right section. I contemplating on where to post this. And felt that this was the right place. But please if you feel that it is not then vote for deletion. But it will be you missing out on something funny. And I would hate to deprive anybody that makes them laugh and smile. OK, OK, I am ramballing I am sorry. OK, so here is the link for the video. It is on You Tube so we all know it is a safe link. and below are the lyrics.
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A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

SORRY! I forgot to give the link to the video.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYokLWfqbaU

You could have posted this in songs as well cos I saw it on youtube.

Still funny as hell anyway.

Hi Whisper, that was funny, thanks

the weird al cd that song is on is called bad hair day. i have that cd. he is really funny.