1. Ooops! Has anyone seen my watch? -that was some party last night.

2. I can't remember the last time I was so drunk.

3. Damn! page 45 of the manual is missing.

4. Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingie-Sh1t. there go the lights again.

5. Ya'll know there's big money in kidneys, heck, the guys still two of them.

6. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!.

7. Could you stop that thing from bleeping. It's ruining my
concentration.

8. Let's get this over with. I don't want to miss Conan.

9. What do you mean? You want a divorce?

10. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

tom are you horny again

Horny and bored