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You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally. ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion. ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... An 80 year old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burka is only subject to having her neck and head searched. ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money. ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... A seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for calling his teacher "cute" but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable. ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments. ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of "underprivileged" drug addicts are left to rot in filth infested cesspools of a “home”. ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while some slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing, and free cell phones. ==================================== ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Being self-sufficient is considered a threat to the government. ==================================== ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual. ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iPhones, TV's and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars). ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you "safe". ==================================== You know you live in a Country run by idiots if... You can write a post like this just by reading the news headlines. |
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What if you are wrong...And the people still run the country?
It isn't like this country teaches politics upon a grand stage, you can't blame those who were never taught for not knowing...Besides, isn't voting like signing just about anything? No one really reads the fine print, and most don't even know what the hell is going on. |
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You know you live in a country run by banks when:
Everyone running in the elections is a corrupt idiot. Everyone who votes think's their vote counts. Every new leader changes nothing and does everything to protect the banks. Your human rights are now found in a museum. You never gave any thought to "If all the countries are in debt, who do they owe?" Your freedom has to be protected & fought for, ten thousand miles away. You are born with an umbilical cord and a $250,000 debt to work off. You never wonder "Why, if money is so valuable, are the banks so happy to lend it to you?" You never wonder "Why, if the banks were so generous as to lend you all the money you wanted, are they now so cheap that they don't care that you're broke and are taking your house for not paying them back when you said you would?" You don't think it's odd that the people you elected now want to tax you up the wazoo to repay the debts the banks ran up, so they can stay in business to rob yet more people. Words like "employee" (one who is used), "human resource" (a resource to be exploited), "useless eater" (one who produces less than he consumes) and the like have become such a part of the common language nobody ever thinks about what they mean anymore. You pay an "Income tax" that does nothing but service the interest on the nation's bank debt. Your public servants are the public's masters. You think freedom is having a big screen TV to watch American Idol on. You can't tell the difference between most video games and modern warfare. Even the body counts are similar. You are beginning to suspect the country is run by idiots. |
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trust me, if I had super powers I would take over but do you think I would do a better job running things under the Ming The Merciless School of Despotism? The backs the empire is built on, really I would feel more for them than I would for the social elite. I would make them fight each other and pit them against each other constantly! In some cases as spectacle for the masses! really it is impossible to say how badly I would screw up with absolute power. None of our world leaders have ever quite entertained absolute power before. And look at what they do with the power they have. So what I would want to do to them is what they do to us already. Under my model Obama would have to face Vladamir Putin in the Thunderdome ever time they have a disagreement they cannot negotiate past expediently. I think bare knuckles would be fun to watch since Obama would probably last maybe a minuet against Vlad. And about Islam... Holy War indeed... My idea of making war is draw a line, raise the black flag and kill everything that moves on the other side of that line until all our enemies are gone. Holy war indeed...
once peace is achieved then actually making mankind try to find the real golden age of man begins. The thing is taking the will to fight away makes a species weak. But once people get it in their heads to be better stewards of this world and work together then Humans are not such bad creatures. For not a lot of bad piggies need a hard spanking and I cannot inflict it. How Niche` of me huh? Fore some reason Benevolent leaders never last long anyways! And Flash Gordon may have been a cheesy movie Ming is still the Despot Ruler of all time! Even Darkseid from DC comics is a pale imitation and Ming would kick his AZZ with some death machine. But then again ruling like Darkseid has its charms. fear and terror, heavy handed tyranny mixed with just a hint of reward for good service. Just a hint mind you. "Victory always comes at a cost," Darkseid to Superman when an invasion by Apocalypse failed. And Darkseid smokes one of Superman's friends in the police force as he retreats. |
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Edited by
JustDukkyMkII
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Sat 12/29/12 09:29 PM
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You should get the issues of the Wonder Warthog comic that depict the conquering of earth by alien Uranian warthogs. All earthilings are given a small one-room cell with a TV, toilet, and all the TV dinners they can eat.
It's a cute story, more or less in line with the bankers' dastardly plan for global domination. Thank G-d for the Hog of Steel! |
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What if you are wrong...And the people still run the country? It isn't like this country teaches politics upon a grand stage, you can't blame those who were never taught for not knowing...Besides, isn't voting like signing just about anything? No one really reads the fine print, and most don't even know what the hell is going on. So True! |
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Edited by
JustDukkyMkII
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Wed 01/02/13 10:27 PM
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What if you are wrong...And the people still run the country? Is that some kinda joke?? Pick anybody not already selected. Odds are that a ten-year-old kid could do a better job than both houses and the last 9 presidents combined! It is almost axiomatic that if the people ran the government they'd probably have a good one; so obviously the people don't run the government…That job is left to idiots, crooks & murderers that the people seem to fall for every election. |
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