Hi Sean


Mornin Z sis(((((((((Zsis))))))))))) ughhhh troll sat on the alarm clock, cat knocked coffee over on last 3 smokes, teenaged monster wouldn't get up for school, nephew can't find sneakers, baby is cranky..ahh just a typical day here anymore..ughhh I so need to get the hell outta here

((((((((((poet/sis)))))))))))))) canada's still open

@ troll on alarm clock needs glasses perhaps poet?? just another day in the HOOD eh sis


I'm IN.. I'm OUT just a fly by HELLO

have a good afternoon ((((((((famillia)))))))))))
*z leaves note on bar for wego/sis* "there's martian heads in the freezer and the heating pads ALL set up for ya in yer comfy chair.. O.. and a few beer too in case .. LOVE ya sissy.. Z"

*shuffles in and sees note on the bar and smiles that z left me all this wonderful stuff*

*goes and grabs the martian heads and heads to comfy chair to get all set up and relaxed, stops turns around grabs a beer and then falls carefully into chair, puts martian heads on shoulder and heating pad on neck*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.... perfect.. thanks sis

*puts on some soothing jazz for wego sis , runs and fetches her a book* Hope that helps wegosis


stooopid troll union..says no alarm clocks..scares em it does..BAH!!

thanks.. poet/sis... jazz and the golden compass.. perfect combo..

stooopid trolls union.. me thinks we need to have a chat with them..

a chat involving the cauldron!!

ya betcha sis.. most definitely with the cauldron

good cuz I am in a cauldron swingin mood!!

*walk in* hey everyone

LIL SIS!!! ((((((BBSIS))))))))

hi ((((bbg))))

goody.. wooooooooohoooooooooo.. sissy is in a cauldron swinging mood...

ARGGG YEAH SWINGIN THE CAULDRON!!

I swear, if I drank, than I would be totally be passed right now. I'm so down right now I dunno what to do.

awwwwwwwwwwwwww *hugs Cloudy*

hello everyone

'Ello Sean

hi sean

Damnnnnn!! Lookie at this place. What? If I'm not here to clean up it don't get done.

*Go to closet for rags,wood wax and brass polish. Start cleaning and polishing the bar.*

Bar done. Next.

*Bring up a couple of fresh barrels of blue juice.*

*Wipe down tables, chairs and move them out of the way. Sweep floors. Get floor machine out and fill with water and soap. Pass over floors with machine. Return machine to closet after emptying. Get stripper and strip floors let dry.*

You know what's next right? Sure you do. WAX TIME! Sober this time. Now where's that great super polish I used last time. I'll even take the trouble to read it this time.

*Sit at fireplace and read instructions for wax use.*

WHOA!! Last time I used about three times too much. Hmmmmmm. Let's make life interesting.If I add a touch more than last time and spread the coats more evenly and dry a little more I should get extreme sock surfing in as an Olympic sport.


*Start waxing floor. Being very careful to lay nice even coats and drying completely between coats. Then Wearing soft rubber soled shoes buff floor once, twice, three times.*












Ah what the hell why not buff a fourth just to be sure.


Just one more thing. Pile lots of soft comfy pillows at walls.










Oh yeah. Z said I had to put a sign up to warn her whe floors were polished.

* place 3" x 5" sign written in yellow highliter in 1/2" letters:
"Warning Floor extremely slippery. Extreme sock surfing conditions. Take care"*


There sign up as well. Just one last thing.


Place large cushion at bottom of stairs.


G'Night now.

*wanders in all bleary eyed and slips and slidesssssssss into a table*

OUCH!!!!!!!!! whoa..... dang....

*sees all the pillows up against the wall and at the bottom of stairs*

hmmmmmm.... someones been waxing/buffing again.. hey Karma... thought there was suppose to be aaaaaaaa... oh never mind I see it.. NICE touch there.

*goes to bar grabs a tea and heads out to begin the four letter word*