Okay. Let's read this.


'New formula yadda yadda yadda improved finish yadda yadda yadda single coat yadda yadda yadda Super gleaming yadda yadda yadda only 1/3 usual amount required yadda yadda yadda"


Aw it's always the same old stuff any way.



*Move tables and chairs. Have Blue Juice (what the hell I did a good job last time). Sweep floor. Have more Blue Juice. Get out floor machine. Have another Blue Juice. Wash floor. Getting chilly, have a steamed Blue Juice. Empty machine. Empty bottle of Blue Juice. Take bottle of wax and do floor. Open fresh Blue Juice and sample it as floor dries. Take another bottle of wax and put on second coat. Consider merits of Special Reserve over Original Recipe Blue Juice.*


Hey watsha no. no bouffing needed ish fer real.


*Crawl to lair and collapse.*

*walks in and WOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* WHoaaaaaa new wax eh???


*sock slides to the table and climbs up, finishes off the painting of Molly, waves the wans thus making Molly move about....starts on portrait of Chaos and Shadow*

** runs in singing ...

" the sun is shining , BUT its raining in my heart, SO please come back dear, and make a brand new start ....".....

W T F ????...... holy crap the floor is slippy ...what with that ?...... finally looks up to see a wonderful looking rabbit mural moving around ... VERY COOL ..... grabs beer heads out to nasty 4 letter word ... yuck ... LATER **

*z slides into the common room and smacks into a table* OMG.. OUCH .. KARMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ya gotta STOP gettin WASTED while doin the FLOORS MAN.. they get WAXIER and slipperier EVERY TIME!!!

O HELL.. WHAT THE hey.. *z slides to the kitchen grabs non skid mitts and fits her feet with them.. grabs her mug of tea and 'skritches' to the stairs to head up to work.. pausing at the foot.. she notices phuzzy's sorry attempts at flying and molly tryin to CATCH him.. * WOW Poet/sis.. AWESOME.. it looks SOO much like HER!! thanks (((((((((((poet))))))))))))))))

((((((((((((((((wego)))))))))))))))) hope yer day was good.. not sure HOW long I'm on for.. only the putor GOD's know

Oooooooh!!! My aching head!!!!! Too much Blue Juice.


*sllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppppp*


Ow my aching butt. Too much wax.

I need coffee.

*crawl to bar to get coffee*


Thought you liked sock surfing Z.

*runs in and tries to slide across the floor.. but gets stuck and falls on hands and knees*

heyyyyy... what happened?

*looks at feet*

oops.. forgot to take shoes off.. d'oh.. that does help..

*looks at phuzzy and sees that he's doing better and that molly is chasing him and having fun*

HWG!!!!!!!! (((((HWG)))))

Poet sis gone!

(((karma))) yes, i know..

she has her reasons

I know.

but we know where to find her.. she isn't far

I know where she isssssssssssssssssss


as do YOU all


YEAH the MURAL is DONE.. whooopieeee.. Kaos AND shadow are there too.. OMG.. it's SOO CUTE..

((((((((karma)))))))))))((((((((((((wego/sis))))))))))))))

I'm still online

wooooooooohoooooooooooooooo ((((((((((z/sis))))))))))))).... is still online..

Yippie keye AY mother TRUCKER

i'm playing with fire...

OH can I play TOO>> what are we doin?? burnin down yer HOUSE?? or just a small campfire out back ?

hang on.. first.. is yer house insurance up to date??

i'm burning paper in my chimnea.. and relaxing..

not touching the house yet.. but yes the insurance is up to date..

*z lights a paper and before she can toss it into the chimnea the wind catches it and it soars through an open window.. setting the drapes on fire as it passes in.. *

oooops.. SORRY wego well.. good thing yer INSURED if nothing ELSE it'll be easier to sell when it's BRAND NEW EH??

Hello Z and Here, how are you two doing tonight??
I hope good/???

doing GREAT ((((((((((((T))))))))))))) how are YOU??

and who's that cutie putooty with ya ?