State Troopers Nab Dangerous Christmas Terrorist

It's little wonder the government wants to confiscate everyone's guns. If you had a gun or a red suit, you could easily be a terrorist trying to destroy America. Good thing they caught this guy in time…Heaven knows what he might have been trying to do with those little kids!

http://juanitajean.com/2012/12/22/texas-state-troopers-declare-war-on-christmas/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Wzao_2PSI&feature=player_embedded

Good thing our tax money can still pay for our highly trained troopers, who dutifully protect us from this kinda terrorist scum.

(I wonder if he can make bail in time to deliver all our presents?)


MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Ach Tung, Christmas in Nazi Germany! No, Christmas in China!

Nah...I heard a rumour Santa was overdrawn at the bank.

He was probably carted off to a Fed/FEMA concentration/work camp to work off his bank debt.

So the thought police didn't nab him?

No… but after grinding up the chalk he had and sending it to a lab to have the suspicious white powder analyzed, they grilled him for a couple of hours, found out he was giving it to the kids and then charged him with being thoughtful. I think that's consideration, which is only a misdemeanour in Texas.

Critical thinking is of course a felony everywhere.

This really deserves the ***hole Of The Century-Award!