Whats the best or most embarrassing Drunk Blurt you remember hearing, or saying?

This one time my friend and I got trashed and I played harmonica while we walked around the empty streets of our hometown at night, passing another pint of whisky between us.

He suddenly got really angry while we were walking on a main road, stopped in front of this house, picked up handfuls of rocks, and started throwing them at the house and cars trying to crack out as many window as possible.

This, as I vaguely recall, is what he said as he threw the rocks -

"~~~~ my life! I hate my life! I hate being alive! I want to die! But first, I want to kill every ~~~~~ that's too afraid to defend his own house and who's probably calling the cops right now! ~~~~ cops! I'll kill a cop! I hate your house! I hate your life more! I hate your cars, you bourgeoisie bastard! And... and... *he looks down at his hands* And I hate rocks!"

Then we ran and drank some more.

That. Sounds. AWESOME!
I vagely recall that my German friend got angry at a party and just started off at the others in German. Then for the oddest of reasons decided to get down to his boxers and gallop around the house.

"I missed talking to You". He was drunk , all he did was Argue and say a lot of Nonsense before anyway.

in college at a party I bit some guy on the butt. I didn't blurt anything but I was laughing pretty hard



you should have seen his face....

I don't remember this at all, but apparently I told this guy I was seeing; "I wish you were someone else." That ended it I think...nice...right?