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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..?
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tip: wear high heels
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? yes and she will probably get up and walk out |
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? yes and she will probably get up and walk out Well she's pretty old, she's 79 and i'm banking that her eyesight is not so good. |
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Edited by
HeadnHeart
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Wed 12/19/12 05:48 PM
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? yes and she will probably get up and walk out Well she's pretty old, she's 79 and i'm banking that her eyesight is not so good. Well, if She can PULL your leg (s), as good as you have ours... You may be OK... |
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Edited by
sweetestgirl11
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Wed 12/19/12 05:50 PM
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? yes and she will probably get up and walk out Well she's pretty old, she's 79 and i'm banking that her eyesight is not so good. in that case this may be your lucky day. you could always tell her that you had sudden onset of osteoporosis. if she's 79 that's something she will understand (pssssssssst - if she's a woman she is lieing about her age. She's prolly 80) so you'll be even |
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Tell her your spine shrank. She'll buy that.
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? yes and she will probably get up and walk out Well she's pretty old, she's 79 and i'm banking that her eyesight is not so good. in that case this may be your lucky day. you could always tell her that you had sudden onset of osteoporosis. if she's 79 that's something she will understand (pssssssssst - if she's a woman she is lieing about her age. She's prolly 80) so you'll be even Hahahahhahahah great reply |
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Tell her your spine shrank. She'll buy that. |
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? DUDE! you fibbed already? Oh man.... You could say the lost height went somewhere else, like below your waist... But that line may not work as expected... Then again she may demand you prove it... |
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Well i could be offended if the first words from her mouth are where is the rest of you.
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Well i could be offended if the first words from her mouth are where is the rest of you. Tell her, due to a medical condition, they had to remove six inches of your backbone and implant it in your penis! That will make her curious as well as give her a reasonable explanation. |
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Well i could be offended if the first words from her mouth are where is the rest of you. no. remember. the cup is either half full or half empty. do not be offended. be glad she is still speaking to you. recall, the offense is initially yours |
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Well i could be offended if the first words from her mouth are where is the rest of you. Tell her, due to a medical condition, they had to remove six inches of your backbone and implant it in your penis! That will make her curious as well as give her a reasonable explanation. gee a permahardon...I might be tempted to meet him at this point |
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Funny advices
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Tell her you measured your height with a Mayan tape measure...
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, It turns out she also lied, i now find out she has had 6 kids with 6 different men but she tells me it's different with me supposedly, she loves me, she did ask however how much money i have and do i own a house, preferably with lots of rooms,,, lol
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any hyderabadis out der ??
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? LMAO!! be this funny on the date and she won't care! |
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Finally i'm going to meet a lady from this site but i'm really nervous,, I told her i was 6 feet tall but i'm really 5'5" ,, do you think she will notice..? YEP |
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