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Topic: old flames ; 0
Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Wed 12/19/12 02:28 PM
What is the standard protocol if say, while broken up from a longterm relationship, one happens across a dead alleged prostitute and naturally places it into the trunk. Now at this point if I just park my girlfriends Miata back in the driveway, and quietly put the keys back into the purse...I'm golden..right? It'll work itself out, I'm probably making a mountain out of a molehill.

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Wed 12/19/12 02:30 PM


sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 12/19/12 02:31 PM
you would call the police of course anything else is just ...well....not too bright

soufiehere Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 45397	Wed 12/19/12 02:32 PM
What is the standard protocol if say, while broken up from a longterm relationship, one happens across a dead alleged prostitute and naturally places it into the trunk. Now at this point if I just park my girlfriends Miata back in the driveway, and quietly put the keys back into the purse...I'm golden..right? It'll work itself out, I'm probably making a mountain out of a molehill. When you 'happened upon her' was it under your tires?

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Wed 12/19/12 02:41 PM
My Grandaddy always told me to never pick up a dead prostitute unless it was absolutely necessary. At least that is what I think he said. He had a really bad lisp.......

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 12/19/12 02:49 PM
yes the live ones (I am sure he would have told you) are much....well.......livier

Snuffulluffuguss Joined Thu 06/04/09 Posts: 1041	Wed 12/19/12 02:50 PM
What is the standard protocol if say, while broken up from a longterm relationship, one happens across a dead alleged prostitute and naturally places it into the trunk. Now at this point if I just park my ex's Miata back in the driveway, and quietly put the keys back into her purse...I'm golden..right? It'll work itself out, I'm probably making a mountain out of a molehill. When you 'happened upon her' was it under your tires? Not my tires, my ex's tires, and no. She was doing a line of heroine off the owners manues, and I said ."Hey, be careful with all that heroin." and the prostitute says ," You don't own me... I'm only owned by.....the rhythm! Then there's this big scene between cop walkin the beat' and the street-tough punk lookin to rob any sap for just one more goofball. It sickens me, the lowlifes in this town. Gotham isn't safe for average Joe's anymore.

Toodygirl5 Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 14968	Wed 12/19/12 04:34 PM


FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Wed 12/19/12 04:45 PM
Somebody doesn't have a stoop...

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Wed 12/19/12 05:02 PM
Somebody doesn't have a stoop... or somebody's chickens have been let out the coop

chas730 Joined Fri 11/02/12 Posts: 95	Thu 12/20/12 09:45 AM
From a purely economic viewpoint, you could have done what Dave did..

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