Try a little more
a little more
a little more
They slap you like a b!tch
and you take it like a whore


I LOVE this song! I know it is a little obscure, but it is a fun up beat song.

What about you? Do you have any songs that are weird that bring a smile to your face?

hey whisper .... :)

Oh for sure ... My all time favourite song by The Tubes ... Talk to ya later ... listen to the lyrics ... AWESOMELY funny

((((((((((((((TTO)))))))))))))))) how are you baby? I will look it up, for now here is all the lyrics to mine.




Did I let you down to get that sound
And break my knees to get release
And you needed some just to take you from
And I hit you more
Is your face still sore?

Sorry but I tried
It was never mine
And I can still pretend
I guess it all depends
I'm still a little crazy all the time
But I can try to hide it
That's still mine

Try a little more
a little more
a little more
They slap you like a *****
and you take it like a whore

What a cheap perfume
I hate this room
So testify
But I still tried
And you need that stamp
Little handshake tramp
And you hit me more
And my face is still sore

Sorry but I tried
It was never mine
And I can still pretend
I guess it all depends
I'm still a little crazy all the time
But I can try to hide it
That's still mine

Try a little more
a little more
a little more
They slap you like a *****
and you take it like a whore

Upside down
and around
and around
Just another piece
Till you need another sound

Faze them out
I know what you scream about
Don't let me down

And the guilt in me is the hurt in you
And the hurt in you is the lost in me
And the lost in me is the need in you
And the need in you is the guilt in me

I've always been fond of "Horse With No NAme" not sure why just always liked that one.

I think this one makes me giggle from the melody alone



Hey There Fancypants - Ween

Hey there fancypants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon
A song for all the lonely hearts, shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon

Hey Mr. Buttercup
Spin the wheel and try your luck
The spotlight's shining bright tonight on you
Bring along your lady friend, do a dance from way back when
Tonight's the night when all your dreams come true

Hey there sour grapes
Down in the dumps, long in the face
Drinkin' down your dinner, all alone
Feelin' bad, feelin' blue, tonight the rainbow ends with you
So sit on down and make yourself at home... So

Hey there fancypants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon
A song for all the lonely hearts, shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon

Irish Drinking Song
"Bugger Off"

It's on Youtube somewhere. Check it out!







Well you’ve been a splendid audience, but now the time is passed

So don’t you all be letting the door hit you in the ass

You’ve been a lovely audience, but enough is enough

We’d take a drink kindly if you’d all just bugger off

Here’s to barkeep and waitresses been serving you your beers

They’ve put up with your noxious breath and stupid drunken leers

Be leaving all your money on the table when you go

For all you’ll have a throbbing head and nothing else to show

Here’s to all the lovely people who might be waiting for the band

And thinking one of them might make a charming one night stand

Please don’t be offended, this song’s not meant for you

And we’ll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through

So you’ve been promising the ladies a night of loving bliss

But truth be told you’re far to drunk to stand up straight and piss

So give it up you bloody sots, you’ll not be getting laid

And the sooner that you’re out the door the sooner we’ll get paid


(chorus)
So bugger off, you bastards bugger off (**** you!)

Bugger off, you bastards bugger off (**** you!)

Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough

You’ll get no more this evening, so you bastards bugger off

Believe it or not, the most hilarious song I've ever heard is a novelty song called "Imagine What I Could Do to You" by former professional wrestler "Exotic" Adrian Steet. Street did a "British Sissy" gimmick, complete with pigtails and makeup.
The words to the song, however,have Street, in his high-pitched British voice , singing about himself like he was the ultimate badass. Sample lyrics:

I can tear a telephone directory in two
Bending iron bars is something else I can do
I usually pick my teeth with the nearest billiard cue
So imagine...what I...could do to you

Anyone wants to hear it, go to Google video and type in "Exotic Adrian Street". Freaking hilarious!!!

I must be getting older!
The only one I can think of at this moment is-
"My dingaling" it has always made me chuckle...