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| Topic: Write your letter to Santa here!! | |
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Dear Santa:
Can I have your list of this year's naughty girls when you are finished with it? 
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Santa,
You seem roughly as plausible as god to me, so I'll ask you to protect her. Give her a good shield. I can take care of myself. Also, girls with purple hair that like poetry and aren't severely mentally ill. That would be peachy keen, oldboy. |
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Dear Santa:
I've been a good girl but I broke my G String and need a new one Now Santa you need to get your mind out of the gutter or you'll be on your own naughty list. This is the G string I was referring to:
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PS. I will leave my guitar under the tree. Merry Christmas
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Dear Santa: I've been a good girl but I broke my G String and need a new one Now Santa you need to get your mind out of the gutter or you'll be on your own naughty list. This is the G string I was referring to:
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PS. I will leave my guitar under the tree. Merry Christmas
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Dear Santa,
Thank you for helping me to give Boogie a wonderful Christmas! I have tried to be a very good girl this year! All I want for Christmas is to be with family & enjoy watching my son have a blast! Now, if you know of a special someone, I could definitely use some holiday hugs & kisses! (j/s) Thank you for everything! Merry Christmas!! Jenni |
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Dear Santa,
Could you take my belly fat and give it to all the starving children around the world? |
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Dear Santa: I've been a good girl but I broke my G String and need a new one Now Santa you need to get your mind out of the gutter or you'll be on your own naughty list. This is the G string I was referring to:
It's good thing you clarified what kind of G string that you were talking about. Santa might have brought you a G string made for a cello. |
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Dear Santa,
I'm just happy being alive and in good health. Please give my present to someone who's feeling the blues and is down in the dumps this xmas. |
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Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I have been naughty! And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!!  
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Santa, You seem roughly as plausible as god to me, so I'll ask you to protect her. Give her a good shield. I can take care of myself. Also, girls with purple hair that like poetry and aren't severely mentally ill. That would be peachy keen, oldboy. Only difference...Girls with red hair. |
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Dear Santa,
I greatly appreciate the charcoal briquettes you have been giving me every year but it would be nice if you gave me the charcoal grill this year. |
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Dear Santa,
If someone called me a fat b*stard, it would have to be a very cold day in h*ll before I gave them a charcoal grill  ..You don't have to take that chit teddybear!
Snuggles, Leigh....xx |
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Dear Santa, If someone called me a fat b*stard, it would have to be a very cold day in h*ll before I gave them a charcoal grill ..You don't have to take that chit teddybear!
Snuggles, Leigh....xx You are not helping!
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Dear Santa, If someone called me a fat b*stard, it would have to be a very cold day in h*ll before I gave them a charcoal grill ..You don't have to take that chit teddybear!
Snuggles, Leigh....xx You are not helping!
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Dear Santa,
Can I have my toe hairs back, I'm tired of being bald. Cheers! |
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Dear santa hope to get laid and have a happy wonderful year in 2013
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Dear Santa. Please pass by my house and give to those that are in need. Thanks from the Naughty Navy girl.
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Dear Santa,
Please help bring some peace to the families of the school shooting in CT. They need the help far more than I do at this time... Thanks |
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Dear Santa,
I been sooooo good this year but could u please leave a hot girl under my tree so I can be soo bad!!! I promise to leave you extra milk and cookies but taken them to go lol! XOXO |
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Dear Santa, Please help bring some peace to the families of the school shooting in CT. They need the help far more than I do at this time... Thanks |
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