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Topic: Write your letter to Santa here!!
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Thu 12/13/12 07:39 PM
Dear Santa: Can I have your list of this year's naughty girls when you are finished with it?

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Thu 12/13/12 07:46 PM
Santa, You seem roughly as plausible as god to me, so I'll ask you to protect her. Give her a good shield. I can take care of myself. Also, girls with purple hair that like poetry and aren't severely mentally ill. That would be peachy keen, oldboy.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Fri 12/14/12 08:46 AM
Dear Santa: I've been a good girl but I broke my G String and need a new one Now Santa you need to get your mind out of the gutter or you'll be on your own naughty list. This is the G string I was referring to: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PS. I will leave my guitar under the tree. Merry Christmas

Cutiepieforyou Joined Wed 10/17/07 Posts: 43085	Fri 12/14/12 08:58 AM
Dear Santa: I've been a good girl but I broke my G String and need a new one Now Santa you need to get your mind out of the gutter or you'll be on your own naughty list. This is the G string I was referring to: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PS. I will leave my guitar under the tree. Merry Christmas

JaxJenni77 Joined Fri 12/14/12 Posts: 1	Fri 12/14/12 10:03 AM
Dear Santa, Thank you for helping me to give Boogie a wonderful Christmas! I have tried to be a very good girl this year! All I want for Christmas is to be with family & enjoy watching my son have a blast! Now, if you know of a special someone, I could definitely use some holiday hugs & kisses! (j/s) Thank you for everything! Merry Christmas!! Jenni

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Fri 12/14/12 10:26 AM
Dear Santa, Could you take my belly fat and give it to all the starving children around the world?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Fri 12/14/12 11:20 AM
Dear Santa: I've been a good girl but I broke my G String and need a new one Now Santa you need to get your mind out of the gutter or you'll be on your own naughty list. This is the G string I was referring to: It's good thing you clarified what kind of G string that you were talking about. Santa might have brought you a G string made for a cello.

jacktrades Joined Tue 09/11/12 Posts: 4395	Fri 12/14/12 11:47 AM
Dear Santa, I'm just happy being alive and in good health. Please give my present to someone who's feeling the blues and is down in the dumps this xmas.

Toodygirl5 Joined Fri 10/26/12 Posts: 15041	Sat 12/15/12 03:26 PM
Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I have been naughty! And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!!

FearandLoathing Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 30121	Sat 12/15/12 04:48 PM
Santa, You seem roughly as plausible as god to me, so I'll ask you to protect her. Give her a good shield. I can take care of myself. Also, girls with purple hair that like poetry and aren't severely mentally ill. That would be peachy keen, oldboy. Only difference...Girls with red hair.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 12/16/12 07:16 AM
Dear Santa, I greatly appreciate the charcoal briquettes you have been giving me every year but it would be nice if you gave me the charcoal grill this year.

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sun 12/16/12 07:23 AM
Dear Santa, If someone called me a fat bstard, it would have to be a very cold day in hll before I gave them a charcoal grill ..You don't have to take that chit teddybear! Snuggles, Leigh....xx

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 12/16/12 09:29 AM
Dear Santa, If someone called me a fat bstard, it would have to be a very cold day in hll before I gave them a charcoal grill ..You don't have to take that chit teddybear! Snuggles, Leigh....xx You are not helping!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 12/16/12 09:29 AM
Dear Santa, If someone called me a fat bstard, it would have to be a very cold day in hll before I gave them a charcoal grill ..You don't have to take that chit teddybear! Snuggles, Leigh....xx You are not helping!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Sun 12/16/12 09:33 AM
Dear Santa, Can I have my toe hairs back, I'm tired of being bald. Cheers!

laughwithme26 Joined Sun 12/09/12 Posts: 67	Sun 12/16/12 12:34 PM
Dear santa hope to get laid and have a happy wonderful year in 2013

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Sun 12/16/12 05:55 PM
Dear Santa. Please pass by my house and give to those that are in need. Thanks from the Naughty Navy girl.

Foliel Joined Thu 01/10/08 Posts: 1189	Tue 12/18/12 07:42 AM
Dear Santa, Please help bring some peace to the families of the school shooting in CT. They need the help far more than I do at this time... Thanks

carmelkissez Joined Wed 12/19/12 Posts: 3	Fri 12/21/12 06:43 AM
Dear Santa, I been sooooo good this year but could u please leave a hot girl under my tree so I can be soo bad!!! I promise to leave you extra milk and cookies but taken them to go lol! XOXO

carmelkissez Joined Wed 12/19/12 Posts: 3	Fri 12/21/12 06:44 AM
Dear Santa, Please help bring some peace to the families of the school shooting in CT. They need the help far more than I do at this time... Thanks