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| Topic: Write your letter to Santa here!! | |
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Dear Santa,
I'm writing to let you know that I have been naughty! And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!! |
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Dear Santa, I'm writing to let you know that I have been naughty! And it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard!! 
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dear santa,
can i pllllllllllllllllllllease plllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllease PLEASE have a red beard? please? ): if no man wants to cooperate can i at least get an english mastiff? it's the least i can cuddle with. sincerely, b. |
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Santa baby,
What's the point of leaving a toy without batteries? Just sayin. |
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Dear Santa
I refuse to sit in your lap this year ... |
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Dear Santa,
I give up on being good or nice. It gets me nowhere. Sincerely, Me |
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Dearest Santa....
Received yours last week, thank you for the "heads up"...Instead of the usual milk and cookies, our family will be leaving 3 Tacos and a shot of Cuervo Gold... If you and Mrs. Claus need anything, anything at all, do not hesitate....You know how to find me...  Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! American Family # 2,874,903 |
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Dear Santa,
I just want a teddy bear...with a woman wearing it. Give me a break, only thing I asked for in years and years. Sincerely, Merry Christmas. |
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Dear Santa,
I have improved anti aircraft guns and the feud is still on! So I am permanently blacklisted huh? Well, GREETINGS FROM THE DARK SIDE! Did I mention the new missiles I made with the Reindeer tracking system? Considering there are no Reindeer here... That bag of goodies is MINE!   It's good to be bad!
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For those of you who cannot write their own letter to Santa ...
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However, here is a preprinted Mingle2 Santa letter for the totally inept.
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Dear Santa,
I've been moderately good. Or moderately bad. I guess it all depends on your perspective...you might think a little naughty is a little nice. Be that as it may be, I would like a pony, a tierra and a pair of princess shoes. And as that cute little commercial about the pink castle thingee says 'HAVE A SUPER SPARKLY DAY!' Love, Possum |
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Dear Santa,
Thank you for the early Christmas present! It's EXACTLY what I wanted!!! Sincerely, Torgo 
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Dear Santa
I just want Christmas to be happy. Please give me a year or two (or more if u can) where I do not have to worry....it gets tiring and I am not getting any younger. Please put people in my life who do not play games (head games that is - computer games are fine :) and remove the ones who do. that's it. thanks 
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Dear Santa, I have improved anti aircraft guns and the feud is still on! So I am permanently blacklisted huh? Well, GREETINGS FROM THE DARK SIDE! Did I mention the new missiles I made with the Reindeer tracking system? Considering there are no Reindeer here... That bag of goodies is MINE! It's good to be bad!  Now for some breaking news . . . Santa prepares for his annual toy run. 
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Dear Santa,
I don't really want anything from you, but if you'd like to come get drunk at my New Year's party with a bunch of loud poets, you're invited. You may bring ONE reindeer. |
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Dear Santa,
You know I've been good. Help me to be better. Let me know how I can help someone else and I will. jeanniebean |
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Dear Santa,
Ive been pretty good, please help me paying for my master degree? O_O |
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Dear Santa,
I need a ride home this christmas,.. Please?... |
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Santa baby, What's the point of leaving a toy without batteries? Just sayin. Can't you just shake it real fast? Does that work? |
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