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PLEASE join me in remembering the passing of two great icons of the entertainment world.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and traumatic complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dill Dough. Plus they had one in the oven. A service was held at 3.50 for about 20 minutes. We also mourn the passing of the Energizer Bunny who passed away due to sexual exhaustion. Someone put the batteries in the wrong way round, and he kept on coming and coming and coming |
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I also heard that Betty crocker died yesterday, Her eulogy was read by Duncan Hines and she will be buried today at 350 for 25 to 30 minutes!
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