"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."

FUNNY! Reminds me of a similar one from the '70s when the word Groovy was big....

Kid walks into class late and the teacher say's "And where were you Michael?" Michael's reply, "I was out front feeling groovy". The teacher says, "Please have a seat Michael, next time please be on time for class!"

Frankie walks into class a few minutes after Michael. Teacher say's "And why are you late Frank?" Frankie say's, "I was feeling groovy!" Teacher say's "Frank please have a seat and there will be no more wasted time, take out your math text book young man!"

Five minutes pass by and a young girl walks into class the teacher say's, "Young lady I think you have just walked into the wrong classroom. What is your name?" the girl replies, "I'm Groovy!!!"

Ah, the oldies but goodies

That is freakin halarious...