Purr! Miaow! Miaow! Good morning - Benji the kitty here. My human, Benji1010 is still in bed, would you believe, so as usual I have to organise things and cook the breakfast. The things a kitty has to do! This morning we are having eggs, bacon, sausage, mushrooms and fried bread, toast and coffee - and my human wants his serving in bed!

If he does not pull himself together and show me the respect I deserve, I shall have to seriously consider finding myself a new human. Oh, and if there are any American kitties who would like to get in touch, they are more than welcome. Have a lovely day. Purr! Miaow!

I'm sure many here will find your posts cutesie and enjoyable but I don't see them that way. Always speaking of yourself in the third person from your cat's perspective is very strange and makes me wonder if there's something off about you. The first post I read I thought it was interesting and imaginative but damm, how many of these posts have you made now? Time for a different approach IMHO