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***looks around nervously***
What about the pizza guy? |
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The smart ones are on to you.  |
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***hands BayGal her Secret Agent shades***
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<slip ArtGurl the secret list of double profile posters>
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Let this be a lesson to You Kids not to play on the Internet......
I have located My duel profile friend...it is a malicious individual that has followed some one here from another site. well actually more of a fake profile really.... |
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Did they travel by train, plane or automobile?
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no I think they hatched out of an egg underneath a rock some where.....
sorry but this is highly classified case...... you may read about it in the morning news paper... 
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<makes note to check police inkblotter tomorrow>
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Bay area and Artgurl
I have been advised by My Lawyer that if this goes to trail...You both may be called as witnesses on jury duty.. please not I'm working feverishly compiling more damaging evidence on this Individual... but hey!!...thats why I get paid the big bucks..
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***hides safely under a mushroom to avoid the impending pile of dung***
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Hmmm.... <furiously starts deleting email trail> Redd? Redd who?
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You two are in way over your heads...........
dont make me flex my muscle I have connections ya know....
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Connections? Excellent ...
First can you get me the secret to the Caramilk bar? Second I'd like front of the line service on all the best rides at California Adventure Park Thrid can get tickets to Bon Jovi ... cause well Jon is still cute Fourth .... wha???? Oh not THOSE kind of connections 
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This just in
A deep undercover operative has just sent an encrypted email proclaiming that the individual I speak of has already been removed for violations on multiple occasions..... I bless my lucky stars that I have friends in low places.... |
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Friends in low places? Garth? Is that YOU?  |
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Is that a no to the Bon Jovi tickets?
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I'm saving a Bon Jovi ticket for myself You two can fight over the other one.....
So has anyone else ever encountered this duel profile thing...or am I the only one here that is like fly paper to freaks... Please come forward state your case who knows??...maybe we were both violated by the same barn yard animal... i feel a Bon Jovi tune coming on....
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Captain Crash and the Beauty Queen From Mars?
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Bay and Artgurl
"Ive seen a Million forums and I've rocked them All"
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Is that what you say just before you get banned from the site?
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