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Topic: Kind thought for the day
Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Tue 11/06/12 02:47 PM
May you never have to suffer the pain of a zit anywhere in or on your nose. Peace

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Tue 11/06/12 02:48 PM
May you never have to suffer the pain of a zit anywhere in or on your nose. Peace or on the cornea of your eyes. Blessed be thee.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 11/06/12 04:00 PM
May you never have to go to the bathroom really, really bad, and turn the corner to the restroom to see a really, really, long line. I liked this one

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Thu 11/08/12 01:45 PM
May you always be blessed with good friends who care enough to tell you when the bottom of your skirt is caught in the elastic of your knickers or stockings before walking back out into the public.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 11/08/12 05:19 PM
May you never pass gas while on a first date....but if you do: May you always have someone else around that looks like the guilty party

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Sun 11/11/12 02:09 PM
May you never have to learn the hard way of how gravity can be your enemy whilst trying to walk elegantly down a very long stairway in high heels. May you also not find that said high heels precede you at the bottom of said stairway. True story

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Sun 11/11/12 05:05 PM
May you never be in the missionary position, give one thrust, and have a woman look at you and ask, "Is that it"?

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Sun 11/11/12 05:17 PM
May you never know the heartbreak of soriocis....in places ya just cant scratch..... In public!!!

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Mon 11/12/12 02:58 PM Edited by Kahurangi on Mon 11/12/12 02:59 PM
Should you find yourself up the proverbial isht creek without a paddle...may you always have a pair of rubber gloves on hand.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 11/13/12 09:06 PM
May you never be looking up at the sky....as the bird of paradise of flying overhead (if you know what I mean)

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Wed 11/14/12 07:41 AM
May you never be on the toilet and doing a numero two and not have any tp.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 11/14/12 08:59 AM
May you never hear War And Peace read by Fran Drescher.

DANE1973 Joined Sat 12/23/06 Posts: 2136	Wed 11/14/12 09:04 AM
May you never know the heart ache of loosing your children.

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Wed 11/14/12 11:27 AM
May you never hear War And Peace read by Fran Drescher. We should make all prisoners have to listen to that 24/7.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Wed 11/14/12 01:07 PM
May you never know the heart ache of loosing your children.

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Wed 11/14/12 01:11 PM
May you never hear War And Peace read by Fran Drescher. We should make all prisoners have to listen to that 24/7. I think the Franster should market a life sized motion activated doll of herself as an alarm system. May you never have to deal with a pansy thief.

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