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I am sure a sculptor would let you sit model if you only be his very own little pumpkin. You are silly. Do you know how hard it is to remove one's head for modeling? a god axe, a chop here, a chop there, and we are in business. What's the difficulty? |
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Because, fingerless is so..sexy? well, depends... on where you stick them after they get disattached. In ancient Rome they had no plastics or rubber industry, so for high-powered noble women the dildo industry had to get innovative. The fingerless must have felt so..honored. This is the EXACT situation that made Romans create the saying, "If you give your finger to your wife, she'll want the entire arm." This was the reason for the decline and fall of the Roman Empire. You can't fight your visigoths and huns properly if your wife is up to your elbow on one hand during the entire battle. Even if in the other hand you have your good and tursted ole' battle axe. |
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Soufie, you are excellent fun.
In verbal sparring. I can't even imagine the fun you likely amount to in a matrimonial situation. |
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"Don't... crush... the pumpkins."
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You are silly. Do you know how hard it is to remove one's head for modeling? a god axe, a chop here, a chop there, and we are in business. What's the difficulty? This 'god axe' is that available at WalMart? |
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This is the EXACT situation that made Romans create the saying, "If you give your finger to your wife, she'll want the entire arm." This was the reason for the decline and fall of the Roman Empire. You can't fight your visigoths and huns properly if your wife is up to your elbow on one hand during the entire battle. Even if in the other hand you have your good and tursted ole' battle axe. Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur. - Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time. |
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Soufie, you are excellent fun. In verbal sparring. I can't even imagine the fun you likely amount to in a matrimonial situation. Picture a circus of all clowns. |
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Soufie, you are excellent fun. In verbal sparring. I can't even imagine the fun you likely amount to in a matrimonial situation. Picture a circus of all clowns. Okay... okay... done. Do they go down on the husband, later? |
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You are silly. Do you know how hard it is to remove one's head for modeling? a god axe, a chop here, a chop there, and we are in business. What's the difficulty? This 'god axe' is that available at WalMart? Sometimes you leave you respondent speechless. Like what am i supposed to say to that? "Yes god axes are nine-ninety five this week, I am waiting for a roll-back." And I do live across the street from a mall with a Walmart in it. Kidding? No. I chose the place for that. |
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This is the EXACT situation that made Romans create the saying, "If you give your finger to your wife, she'll want the entire arm." This was the reason for the decline and fall of the Roman Empire. You can't fight your visigoths and huns properly if your wife is up to your elbow on one hand during the entire battle. Even if in the other hand you have your good and tursted ole' battle axe. Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur. - Even a god finds it hard to love and be wise at the same time. The modern version is that humans and other mammals can do only one F action at a time: -fight -flee -feed -fornicate -fecate (de~) -fsleep -fwrite a really good amendment to the Constitution -fgive birth -fundergo an operation -fdie -fchew gum -fwalk -fdrink water and frecite the alphabet -ferociously face-frig Falstaff's foreign ferrets.... fffff... like that. |
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Another good one.
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You gots good stuff mon :-)
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