I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there
, thanks to my friends, family and work. I live close so it's a short drive. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! And, sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not. People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before! I have been in Deep s h i t many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there. I actually kind of enjoy it there.

nice,,,,

... yes, very entertaining read.

I have been in Trouble so many times that I can find that place with my eyes closed.

I was trying to read this but I just cannot afford to pay attention.

Fellow bragging about all the Places he's been in his Life!
One of his Listeners,"You sure must know your way around in Geography".
Fellow,without batting an Eye,"Yeah,been there just last year".