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Topic: Help! My TV is possessed by Satan!
Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 10/01/12 08:40 PM
I think my new TV is possessed. The cable is a bit fuzzy and the audio will be a bit garbled with some sort of digital static or something. Is there a way I can fix this, or should I call a Catholic priest?

Wildcub Joined Mon 10/01/12 Posts: 11	Mon 10/01/12 09:38 PM
Hit it with the holy water

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 10/01/12 10:05 PM
So I should call a priest? What would they be listed under in the phone book?

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Mon 10/01/12 10:13 PM
Your TV ain't telling you to get out is it?

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Mon 10/01/12 10:18 PM
It's saying something about join us and kill everyone. Is that normal?

DerekMiller Joined Fri 08/31/12 Posts: 1	Mon 10/01/12 11:07 PM
B.S. hahahaha

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Mon 10/01/12 11:47 PM
Hit it with the holy water And repeat "The power of Christ compels you" until it clears up!

Wildcub Joined Mon 10/01/12 Posts: 11	Mon 10/01/12 11:59 PM
Punch it in the speaker hole

teadipper Joined Wed 10/19/11 Posts: 2732	Tue 10/02/12 01:07 PM
Burn some Dragon's Blood incense and slap it on the sides and top with your hand. One of those should work. LOL.

motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 21862	Tue 10/02/12 03:52 PM
Call your cable company and have them come over and do an exorcism on your coax.

AndyBgood Joined Thu 12/25/08 Posts: 12437	Tue 10/02/12 08:23 PM
Better yet let's hold a Satanic Sacrifice! I'll bring the ouija board!

Rawrr_Girl Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 4431	Thu 10/04/12 11:15 AM
It's saying something about join us and kill everyone. Is that normal? I think it may be reacting to hernia pain. Get it to the E.R. It can become worse if it doesn't get checked over :P

Totage Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 24210	Thu 10/04/12 01:06 PM
:P IDK, it's ok now. I got a sound bar and that seems to have helped.

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