OH ROBERTA!! CONGRATS ON TURN THE BIG THREE O. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE 30 ALREADY. MAN, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN OLD LADY BECAUSE I WILL BE 42 ON DECEMBER 5TH. Maybe in another few years, they will stop carding you at bars because you look too young to drink.

LOVE YOU LOADS AND LOADS,

Terri Lyn

woo-hoo. How did I manage to miss this, Miss Diss, whom I never would want to miss, or diss.

So.

Happy belated birthday, LuvaLuva.

I hope you are going to have another stretch, not from birthing or from cellulite, but of life years, of which each one will be happier than the others.

All the best to you seven days ago, and for the coming year, dahlinkkk!!

(Next time please kick me in the shingles instead of writing a timid, tepid letter to remind me... men respond to shingle-kicking good, but not so good to emotional "hints", and all women should know that, but they just won't learn... huh.)

I didnt give you any birthday hints...all I said was that I had to see the booty to bang her!!

If I had only known... that I could bank on that bang.

Then it wouldn't need to just hang... it could be hung, eh? The Hungry and Hung Hungarian Hunk. (That is, that guy who married that blonde sexshell in the fifties, they had a child baby girl who stars in a cop drama on tivi. I am unable, absolutely unable, to remember names.)(That's whom I was talkin' 'bout, not 'bout me, what with being a towering volcano of virile manhood, as per your words in your wish letter to Santa.)

I cant freaken believe he told you I said that!!!

(That's whom I was talkin' 'bout, not 'bout me, what with being a towering volcano of virile manhood, as per your words in your wish letter to Santa.)

Ding dong....does that ring a bell? Its always about the drugs! I dont like the drugs, the drugs like me.

Santa told you what I said to him in my wish letter!

Geezzzzzzzzzzz, and I thought I was old!

aha. The communications breakdown is getting unravelled by us, you and me, the communications auditors.

I guess you understood that he Towering Volcano of Virile Mmmm-m-manhood told me, "If I had only known... that I could bank on that bang."

Yes, I can see that it was valid to read my post that way, but he did not tell me that. Nobody told me that. I think you told me that, when you said, "all I said was that I had to see the booty to bang her!!".

This did not make full sense either, because YOU are a woman, but you say you had to see the booty to bang her. Her. Which you can't ... but I allowed that much freedom of retour from the English language, what with poetic licences and such.

So: what I have so far is this:

You told me you need a visual before you could bang her;
Which I took as you telling me I could bang you (this is actually a far-flung and logically quite improper interpretation of your nonsensical screwing a woman, but I figured if you don't have to make sense, then why do I?)
Which I said if I had known I could bank on a bang then "IT" would not need to "hang"
But it could be put to better use
By the Hung Hungarian, (and then reality check kicked in) and said I am not hung, but to save face I said that it's somebody else that's hung;
After which you told me that that Hung Hunk told me something;
At which point I capitulated and admitted to complete inability to follow our conversation.

I offer you a truce inasmuch as I see that I made invalid references and unclear shifting of who was doing what actions; as long as you call it a draw too, just out of the sweetness of your heart because you love me so much that you don't want me to have to admit publically before everyone here, to being wrong myself.

Deal?

Im sorry Andrew, what was the question again?

BTW: Technically, I COULD bang a chick, if I was referring to a "finger bang".

Yes. There is also the strap-on. Then there is fisting, legging, heading. There is the "elephant walk" and the "house dressing-decorating". That's when you push a house up someone's baby-shute. This is possible, even sideways, I heard from one woman.