The Weapon is only as good as the person using it, Ninja Swords are only good in the hands of a Ninja.

"So have I... The Dead seires doesn't Depict Zombies well? George A. Romero INVENTED the Zombie culture in Night of the Living Dead! "

Yes, but that doesn't mean his depictions are the most accurate!

After all, the early 'sword and sandals' epics didn't depict ancient warfare accurately at all! But they were still important and great to watch.

Thus goes Night of the Living Dead.

So basically you are trying to say zombies are a matter of Fact and Romero got them wrong.

No, I'm saying that he used his artistic license when depicting them.

Which is perfectly acceptable.

Im [pretty sure they don't like ramen noodles either.....

I think that you're just mad because Georges zombies ARE the best ones and are depicted the most accurately but he's just not your fave because you're a newb and have no repect.

And that's why you're brains are getting eaten.



But you must admit, though, that no matter WHO makes the zombies, they're ALWAYS a good laugh!


"Say 'Hello aunt Alicia".


Bub owns you all!

How could he use his artistic License when making them? There was nothing to go on at the time except for VooDoo Rituals in which a priest of Baron Samedi, lord of the dead, would "poison" someone with something that would make them appear dead for 24 hours, dig them out of their shallow grave revive and drug them while whipping them and screaming "I'm taking your soul!" Essentially creating an "Undead slave".

The Zombie Mythos didn't really exist as we understand it until Romero made his first movie.

Hahahahahahaha



Oh that makes me laugh.


Perfect zombie weapon = Mace!

And I don't mean the pepper spray, either.

Nobody even called them Zombies until a bit later when an italian movie maker made a movie called Zombi (Spelled right)

Real Zombies still exist Sound... when a VooDoo Priest can get away from anywhere law is enforced.

"The Zombie Mythos didn't really exist as we understand it until Romero made his first movie."

That's just what the zombie allies want you to believe. They've spent generations in their secret order trying to protect the secret. Romero is a hero because he got a few truths about zombies out in the open in a way that society would accept!

"I think that you're just mad because Georges zombies ARE the best ones and are depicted the most accurately but he's just not your fave because you're a newb and have no repect. "
Lies. As I said, respect George... I'm just saying he didn't depict them one hundred percent accurately.

I mean, seriously, have you ever had to kill a zombie before? I didn't think so. Trust me when I say I know what I'm talking about. I've killed about three. All with a machete.

Those do not concern me.

I want the kind that have skin and meat hanging off of them!


Fictional is better for me. It's more creative.


I think that's what Aj meant, anyway.... I think... the ones that are more like fictional movies.






And the ones that the voodoo priest makes... how to they go poo?

They squat in the woods, they are just so messed up with drugs and beating they never question it.

I just don't think that a machette would be ideal.




I think it would stick in the bone and guts and that could slow your reaction time if you were surrounded.



Oh GRENADES!

THAT would be funny!

Oh, it certainly wasn't ideal. It almost got me killed.

But, the thing about zombies is, you have to do what you can with what you're given.

Explosions are always good for a Zombie invasion, I don't think I've ever seen a pack of Zombies be fine after getting blown up.

I once killed a wild cheetah with licorice... I think I could take a zombie! With my bare hands IF I HAD to.

Yeah.


And it would be fun to watch them go boombady!

And remember, Shaun of the Dead taught us that anything club like is good! Plus just walking around acting like a zombie can save your skin.

But the #1 rule when facing a zombie invasion is NEVER BARRICADE YOURSELF IN A PLACE! You have to keep moving or you'll die!

Super charge a toaster and load it with Pop Tarts. EVERYONE loves Pop Tarts.