anyone got a story?

A rose by any other name is still a rose.

A fart....as an opinion.....

may or may not.....

Stink!!!

Yes...i replied to a topic on another site whereby the ladies were asked if "size matters"

My response was: I refuse to reply with a definitive answer for fear of being accused by the "politically correct" police as being cocksist.

It's out of control and ridiculous in most cases. Call a fookin spade a shovel and be done with it.

You might as well ask, "Anyone want to start a fight?"

Power, Sister.

The smaller, the better.

Yay. Proud to be a friend of one of the brave ones.

There is strength in small numbers.

Did you know that there is no small number? If you pick any number, there is still an infinite number of smaller numbers than that, exactly as there are bigger numbers than that.

E pluribus unum. In unity, force. Not in "duality force" or "in multiplicity, force". The smaller, the more forceful.

It is the zero that can't devide other numbers.

Keep looking out for numera una, baby!!

Absolutely.

Or, "anyone wants to look like a totall azzole, a bigot, a redneck of distinction, a KKK member, Hitler, Stalin, Nero, Caligula, George W. Bush?"

You forgot Obama.

I have a memory like an elephant. I like Obama. I even look like an elephant. Although Obama is I think Democrat -- different animal for mascot. They picked a mascot that describes the enemies of Democraticism.

All I know is that I want Bill Maher vs. Bill O' Reily in a celebrity death match. No "PC" involved.....just duke it out and may the best man win.

I appreciate that racist jokes can be funny, but only between friends, and that only behind closed doors. This goes whether you believe the spirit of the joke, or are against it. The jokes can be funny nevertheless, even the most cruel, obnoxious, and totally unfair anti-pc jokes.

For instance, I am quite capable of laughing the loudest at elephant jokes, but if I sense a hint of speciesism, that is, a hatred against elephants in the joke teller, then I trample on him.

Well, seeing as how we are bringing racisim into this equation, let's throw in Hitler. Well, the Ghost of Hitler will have to suffice. No elephants allowed though. Sorry, but this must be "fair and balanced" (like Fox News).

U are forgetting the major ingredient of jokes: Humour.

Hitler was not into humour, nor is Fox News. Same with KKK and the Spanish Inquisition.

I find hatred repulsive. I can only accept it when it's presented in a humorous fashion, and then only if I believe that it's not to be taken seriously.

But it's a free country, a person can hate anyone he wants, except he can't spread it or entice others to feel that way if it's unreasonable.

For instance, you can say "let's all hate George W. Bush (or Obama, as the case might be)", if you give at the same time reasons why that hate should spread. But if you say (which I don't, it's for exemplar purposes only) "let all of us hate all the presidents of the United States, past, present and future", then you are liable to be investigated by the Federal Bureau of Investigations, because they would think you may be trying to overthrow the government or to change the system of government.

Hatred is okay if it's fair, if it's against the individual, and if it is possible to reason it out believably.

Oh, and hatred is also okay, against any person or group of persons, even if it is unsubstantiated, as long as it is presented as a personal opinion with no pressure of trying to convince others. That's for said, stated bigotry; it's not illegal, as long as you contain that as your own opinion, and not entice others to follow your such opinion.

This is consistent with the constitution and the amendments thereof of the United States of America.

Yes he did.

Anyone who hates Bill Maher needs to get laid.

I have never met anyone with a really small one and I'm not being mean but i am thankful because i don't want to know what I would think. I would probably get embarrassed and laugh.
My Political stand would have to be that largish is fine

Ok how about we make it easy and get a stick, anything smaller is a small number andything bigger is a big number

Actually, I find Fox News, CNN, MSNBC to all be pretty funny in how one sided they all get. But hey, that's television. And how do you know that Hitler wasn't doing stand up comedy routines during the wee hours of the morning? Maybe he had a secret ambition to want to make people laugh. Alas, he got all caught up in that whole "Germany must rule the world and kill all races that are inferior" thing. Maybe his mamma pushed that on to him. We will just never know. (Disclaimer....the last part about Hitler was in fun. If you take offense, then you are a dumbazz).

As for Maher vs O'Reily. I don't care which person anyone roots for. I just know both annoy the hell out of me and I want them to get in the ring and have at it. The Far Left vs. The Far Right. That is pure PPV gold. Winner gets to keep his job and claims the title of world's most annoying political personality. I like it!

My friend Paul, who committed suicide and is therefore rather dead these days, said that political elections (in Canada) ought to be decided with a push-off.

He defined "push-off" as the two leaders being sewn together so their ends met, and then on a start signal they had to push more of their contents into the other guy.

He died a horrible death, my friend, but the world will not see another genius like him for a long time.

How about we make it easy. the first one who doesnt tell a lie wins.

Hmmm except we would probably never ever have a winner.