This burglar is in this house. Couple of minutes pass by, and he hears this voice "Jesus is watching you."
He looks around trying to figure out where the voice came from. He doesn't see anyone, shakes his head, and goes about what he's doing.
Couple more minutes pass by, and he hears it again, "Jesus is watching you." He looks up again, and still doesn't see anyone. He tells himself, "Man, my nerves are really getting to me tonight. I gotta get this done and get out!" So, he continues what he's doing.
Couple more minutes pass by, and sure enough, he hears it again! He mutters, "Now, I KNOW that's not my nerves!" He searches the house, and comes upon this parrot.
He looks at the parrot, and asks "Parrot, did you say that?"
Parrot says, "Yep!"
Burglar asks, "What's your name parrot?"
Parrot says, "Moses."
Burglar says, "Now, what kind of idiot is going to name a parrot Moses?!?"
Parrot says, "Same kind of idiot that is going to name a Rottweiler, Jesus!"

Sick em, Jesus.

LOL!!!!!

that"s s cute lol

That was cute.LOL