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| Topic: SITTING BACK IN THE CHAIR, LEGS UP.... | |
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My latest hilarious message...
DUDE: Imagine sitting back in your chair, legs up... Pulling me in crawling on my hands and knees as you reel me in towards you, pulling on my leash and collar with my wrists in restraints with great eagarness to please you orally... Its all about you! Need I say more? Roberta: You lost me at YOU wearing the leash, collar, and wrist restraints....thats what "I" do. But nice try. DUDE: Coffee???? 
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Well it was worth a shot.
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You should have asked him when you were to use the whip on him.
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Well it was worth a shot.
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You should have asked him when you were to use the whip on him. 
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Did you kick his ***? If so, congratulations! ;)
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Did you kick his ***? If so, congratulations! ;) 
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Actual myspace post sent to me.
Hey how's it going man? Say I gotta question ... I wanna sniff a sofa cushion after u sit on it and fart ... can I?? |
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OMG, IT IS THE NEW MOON, ISNT IT???
Just got this one: Dude: Hello I'm in Ur town for the weekend for work let's hook up and do the do I'm only hthere til Sunday why not?  I get ALL the winners!!
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Actual myspace post sent to me. Hey how's it going man? Say I gotta question ... I wanna sniff a sofa cushion after u sit on it and fart ... can I??
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, I would of definitely went out with that one! 
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OMG, IT IS THE NEW MOON, ISNT IT??? Just got this one: Dude: Hello I'm in Ur town for the weekend for work let's hook up and do the do I'm only hthere til Sunday why not? I get ALL the winners!!
Well you got till Sunday if you want to change your plans.
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My latest hilarious message... DUDE: Imagine sitting back in your chair, legs up... Wrongly continued. I expected some hood rats running up your legs, using your sheers as some sort of rope-ladder, and burying their funny tunk-dunk noses your crotch, and you spring to your feet, screaming, not knowing whether to brush them off with your hands or give them each a congressional medal of honour... then just as the fun was going down good, the rats each jump off, with a gold leaf scroll in their mouths, which leaves they've pulled out of the recesses of your Down South crevices, each with one unique one of the ten Roman numerals of the Biblical commandments. |
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Edited by
wux
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Fri 08/17/12 08:42 PM
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OMG, IT IS THE NEW MOON, ISNT IT??? Just got this one: Dude: Hello I'm in Ur town for the weekend for work let's hook up and do the do I'm only hthere til Sunday why not? I get ALL the winners!!
"I am from the town of Ur, I'll be there, let's do the "holier than thou" until next Sunday, game? Aleikum Ishmallah." I am sure you'd have given him a chance, or sqeezed him in into a five-minute slut, if he had written the letter as I've suggested here. Provided his nosehair is not in braids, swining at his bellibutton, but in a turban, a green turban with a ruby button and some cool iPhone ring tunes. |
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doing well for a longer time is all that is necessary.anyway happy moments.
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My latest hilarious message... DUDE: Imagine sitting back in your chair, legs up... Wrongly continued. I expected some hood rats running up your legs, using your sheers as some sort of rope-ladder, and burying their funny tunk-dunk noses your crotch, and you spring to your feet, screaming, not knowing whether to brush them off with your hands or give them each a congressional medal of honour... then just as the fun was going down good, the rats each jump off, with a gold leaf scroll in their mouths, which leaves they've pulled out of the recesses of your Down South crevices, each with one unique one of the ten Roman numerals of the Biblical commandments.
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OMG, IT IS THE NEW MOON, ISNT IT??? Just got this one: Dude: Hello I'm in Ur town for the weekend for work let's hook up and do the do I'm only hthere til Sunday why not? I get ALL the winners!!
"I am from the town of Ur, I'll be there, let's do the "holier than thou" until next Sunday, game? Aleikum Ishmallah." I am sure you'd have given him a chance, or sqeezed him in into a five-minute slut, if he had written the letter as I've suggested here. Provided his nosehair is not in braids, swining at his bellibutton, but in a turban, a green turban with a ruby button and some cool iPhone ring tunes.  
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What a dumb@$$....obviously that amatuere has no idea that it is all about me.
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What a dumb@$$....obviously that amatuere has no idea that it is all about me.      
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Smexi!
:) |
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