Ya know what I am just going to close my mouth because you already dug a hole so big you won t be climbing out for years to come .

you talking to me?

lmao no player boy

Hmmmm I feel alot of testosterone in the building

Threads have now officially jumped the shark. My first thought was that someone's making this up. Then I looked at this guy's profile. Real piece of work. All I need to make my life complete is some 18 year old dude who couldn't type a coherent sentence if his life depended on it giving me advice on "bein' a playa". Meanwhile Romeo is on the hunt for married women to "shower him with gifts".

Brilliant.

And now, folks, it's time for Dr. Knox to set our young friend straight.

Wanna meet a woman, playa?
Here's how:

1-GROW UP! You're in the real world, dude, not on the set of Grand Theft Auto.

2-Learn to type sentences that the average person(you know,Joe Public)can read without going, "WTF?????". Proper grammer and spelling goes a long way, too.

3-Forget married women. Married women, like cigarrettes, should come with a warning label, saying they are dangerous to your health. You know, because of that one ingredient called "jealous husband, usually packin' heat".

4-Select a nice lady around your age. Speak as well as you can. Treat her with RESPECT, not as a plaything. Shower HER with gifts. Take her places. Pay attention to her and listen to what she has to say. Be there for her.

Follow these easy steps, my man, and you'll end up MUCH better than the path you're currently on.

Dr. Knox out. GOODNIGHT NOW!!!!!

here, here.

Wow Knoxman!!!! Finally a guy who knows what he is talking about!!!

ouch gypsy, what about me?

and i agree knox, except that if you take #4 too far you become a little wussy man and suddenly not attractive. moderation is best here.

jwdaddy......Go to my room!!!!

Jwaddy:

Sorry, I assumed moderation was implied. Thanks, tho. Wonder if our young friend will learn anything here today?

is he a joke or what??

lmao ya think Joyce ?

Just doesn't get it I guess.

but it's a good laugh.

someone trying to get a reaction out of people.

Wow....this discussion got heated....gettin a girls number...I just be myself, if I get it cool, if not, then it wasnt meant to be, I move on...no need to play there.....just go after it like I know its mine, if i dont get it, then move on...

understood. i've just seen some people say oooh, THAT'S how you get chicks?? and do it like crazy, wasting tons of $$$ AND coming off like a needy wussyman at the same time. less is better than more, especially if you are buying gifts for either of the following reasons:

A) You want to impress her with something out of the ordinary for you
... A coffee shop where you go enough to know the names of employees is much better than an expensive restaurant you've never been in before that you're awkward in.

B) You are trying to re-imburse her for the time you spend with her
... You should be cool enough for her to want to spend time with you, with or without gifts. They should be to show you care, not to bribe her to hang out.

that said, gifts are awesome IF they mean something. don't buy her a necklace just cuz you think you need to buy her something or because she's mad, or she'll think she can get her way by mis-behaving.

but if she does something really good for ya, DO buy her that new pair of shoes she's been drooling over in the store window for months, or take her to that horse show she's always wanted to see.

How to get a number:

Uhh...just ASK!

Silly boyz!!

Y'know, if Romeo is such an expert on women that he can have any female he desires simply by showing up someplace, why is he here on a dating site? You'd think his social calander would be overflowing with non-stop encounters with members of the opposite sex.

And the obvious question that no one's asked yet:

If Romeo's looking for married women(as it says on his profile. Before you say anything,Romeo, I always check out the profile of someone I'm responding to),Why on Earth is he registered on a SINGLES' DATING SITE??? Dude, there ARE sites that cater to people like you. I think you'd be best served to check them out. Don't worry about us,tho. We'll all get along fine. It'll be tough without your advice to guide us, but somehow, I think we'll all manage.