why yes i did!!!
MR Hogen.....

and the dingle dangles are Schultz and colonel klenk???

well, if the lights are out, it don't matter.

hey thats cool!!!
but no
there frick and frack!!

lol exactly what i said baygirl..if you wear da nice clothes and u have a good personality no biggie

Sorry, I don't speak da language same language. My bad!

im sorry you cant read...baygirl..maybe you should take a course u need it

That's so sweet of you to say, player!

Yes, I'll date you!!

yeah its (EBONICES)
dun ya no anyting!!!

I don't know girls, I like my guys to speak precise english, this all sounds like what we call ghetto talk out here...Doesn't do much for me, maybe it's a generational thing. And what is a good personality?

Yo!!! I like to speak da ebonics!!!! I bet he was 2 when it first came out yo!!! aite???

well only you can decide what a good personality you like in a man. even i cant tell u..

please. baygirl you not even good enough for me try chris he might be despreate enough 4 a preety woman like u

playa ........have you been dating the girls on da yellow bus again??? Get a grip!!!! Ya aint all dat!!! Hiding behind yo mommas pc!!!!

last time i check class of 74 you was on da short bus sweetheart? come on gypsy ill give u a chance to learn

HA THAT WAS THE CLASS OF 83!!! GET WIT DA PROGRAM AITE>>???? OHHHHHHH PLEASE TEACH ME!!!!!

plz u have 2 much of a pride 2 be taught by da likes of me..sign up 4 a course and dont forget 2 catch your favorite bus sweetheart

hahaha ummmmm pride??? Hellllllllllllll no!!! I have a brain......and I wouldnt be caught dead with the likes of anyone like you!!!!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.........


























"Clean my house."






for all those alpha males