A little boy goes to his dad
and asks, "What is
politics?"Dad says, "Well son,
let me try to explain it
this way: I'm the breadwinner
of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your
Mom, she's the
administrator of the money,
so we'll call her the
Government. We're here to
take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The
nanny, we'll consider her the
Working Class. And your baby
brother, we'll call him the
Future. Now, think about
that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes
off to bed thinking about
what dad had said. Later that
night, he hears his
baby brother crying, so he
gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby
has severely soiled his
diaper. So the little boy goes
to his parents' room
and finds his mother sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's
room. Finding the door
locked, he peeks in the
keyhole and sees his father in
bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed. The next
morning, the little boy says to
his father, "Dad, I
think I Understand the
concept of politics now." The
father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what
you think politics is all about."
The
little boy replies, "Well, while
Capitalism is screwing
the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep,
the People are being ignored
and the Future is in
deep ****

im laughing out loud,good one man.lol

Now that there was funny.