Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 124 | |
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Start with making the women happy, or not, and dropping your clothes. This is a nude ranch now......
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Start with making the women happy, or not, and dropping your clothes. This is a nude ranch now...... |
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I think we should start a nude ranch. Now then, isn't that much better than nothing? |
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Happy hump day almost over can't wait for 4 o'clock friday
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Is everyone watching Big Brother lol
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Is everyone watching Big Brother lol I'm having another Olympic moment! |
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I can miss a little for Big Brother hehe this was a good one too
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These athletic bodies are just incredible...seriously...works of art!
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Takes allot of discipline
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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: THESE REALLY WORK!!
1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT- USE THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.] 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES - YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. [you do know this is a joke, right?] |
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Good Morning Minglers
HeHe thanks for the funny Galenda |
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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: THESE REALLY WORK!! 1. TO AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES, GET SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT- USE THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. [REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.] 4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON. 5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES - YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH. 6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE. 7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. [you do know this is a joke, right?] Now that's funny!!!! |
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TGIF Viv are yah back where did yah go
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TGIF Viv are yah back where did yah go Where ever she wanted. |
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Like I don't know that old wise one
Had a nice evening with Galenda last night She got to see my little apartment Always a nice chat when we get together and Ese joined us on the phone. We had to send him a pic. |
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TGIF Viv are yah back where did yah go Where ever she wanted. I'm back as of 7:30 Sunday night. I told you you, I was hanging with a friend! |
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That was last time Him again
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That was last time Him again JEALOUS?? GO TO BED. |
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That was last time Him again JEALOUS?? GO TO BED. |
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That was last time Him again JEALOUS?? GO TO BED. |
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