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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 124
carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Fri 08/03/12 06:58 AM
That is still wrong... Go George

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 08:33 AM
I followed the trail of tipped over cattle and found the wrecked tractor. ..Betts..you need to get over your need to run down all the cattle!! We're running out of them,,,and this time the tractor repairs are on you! Well I had to get your attention somehow!! If it takes running over your cows then a girl has to do what a girl haS TO DO eH? That's right...we have to do what we have to do! So don't judge me about the cow ok? Besides it was really ESE...I was framed.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 08:35 AM
That is still wrong... Well we did offer you the role, but you declined.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/03/12 10:17 AM
I don't have a beach house, dang it.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 10:33 AM
A tent on the beach will do.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/03/12 12:21 PM
I don't have a tent dang it. Nearest beach is 7 hours away...would an umbrella at the apartment pool do?

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 01:05 PM
hmmmm....well I guess so. Do you have a big fan?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/03/12 02:25 PM
No, but a breeze is usually blowing a bit.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 02:33 PM
no no no. If you want to be a CABANA boy you must have a palm tree leaf to fan me with, drinks handy , a bowl of grapes to feed me , and of course sunscreen. Or buy a beach house and hire a couple of them,I am not picky

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Fri 08/03/12 02:49 PM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/03/12 03:13 PM
Geesh, the things you gotta do....

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Fri 08/03/12 03:34 PM


BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 04:19 PM
Geesh, the things you gotta do.... I know its a tough world out there, but the good news for you is you will get a Cabana Boy license to practice anywhere you please. Of you course you need to pass cabanaing with flying colors first

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 04:20 PM
Hey Carol What are you to? As you can see I am up to no good once again.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/03/12 04:47 PM
Geesh, the things you gotta do.... I know its a tough world out there, but the good news for you is you will get a Cabana Boy license to practice anywhere you please. Of you course you need to pass cabanaing with flying colors first I'll have to take a raincheck, CPA exams are coming up and more important than rubbing oil on scantily-clad females and.....duh wait a minute. Am I sure about this? I need to think about it for a second.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 04:51 PM Edited by BettyB on Fri 08/03/12 04:53 PM
yeah Hippie. You never know what kind of tips these scantily clothed ladies might give you. Maybe they will be your cabana girl in a yellow polka dot bikini. Haste makes waste. I would jump at the chance of I were you. You can still get your CPA Cabana practioner award

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/03/12 04:56 PM
Umm...umm..umm..okay!

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 04:59 PM
I knew you would see the light...eventually.

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Fri 08/03/12 04:59 PM
I'm a little dense around womens...

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 08/03/12 05:11 PM
thats what will make you great Cabana boy. Being dense around women is a plus.