There was this guy who had it bad for this lady he worked with. He asked her to go out with him repeatedly, for months.
She finally agreed to go out with him.
He rented a limo, took her to the most expensive resturant, bought her roses, took her to a new show, took her dancing, had champagne waiting in the limo for the ride home.
He walked her to the door. She told him she was shocked at all the things that they had done that night. She really misjudged him. She had a wonderful time.
He then asked her, "what are the chances of getting into your pants."
She looked at him and said, "There is already one a**hole in there, I don't think there is room for another."

that was lame

I don't tell jokes very well. I admit that, lol

That was a good joke!!!

Thanks Nancy, I think there was something missing. I just don't do jokes that well, lol But I try