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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! Is it true that cannibals do not eat clowns because they taste funny? How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married? Dad: I do not know son, I am still paying for it. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! Is it true that cannibals do not eat clowns because they taste funny? How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free. Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married? Dad: I do not know son, I am still paying for it. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. and the darkest hour is always right before...well...before you die, lol! |
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The first 'insight' was freaken hilarious. You know when you hear a good joke, cause you are already planning on telling it to most people you know. No offence Pakistani friends :-)
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I can always count on you for great laughs
 
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dude you are off the chain
keep it coming |
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